An olympian. A bronze-skinned god with a perfect goatee trimmed by the harsh winds of open ocean waters. Omnibenevolent; merciless. The cleanest person, ever.

WOOD DRIES OUT.

I had no idea his work required such precision.

That putty stuff he has looks freaking amazing.

I was worried he wouldn't come through with the cussing but the ending made that 5th star happen

You don't need a khabinet full of khleaners!!

If I had a phone that allowed custom ringtones, this would be it.

His line and inflection changed, but his gesticulation stayed the same.

I love how he always wears his product shirts, even when he's not selling them on the t.v.

I love you Billy. Come to California and marry me.