takewithfood 
Soooooo.. I'm supposed to stab myself with two forks and shove them into electrical sockets?
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fermun
So you connect one side to God, what are you connecting the other side to to complete the circuit?
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fermun For that matter, shouldn't we be trying this at home? Is God going to turn us into burnt husks if we connect to him for too long, or try to connect to him without proper supervision?
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TeflonDoc
All pickles prove is that there is a man who puts things in a can in a factory downtown.
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Innocent Bystander I thought that was peaches.
Hundreds of peaches.
Peaches on me.
Hundreds of peaches.
Peaches fall free.
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Knuckles
Christianity will cook me alive from the inside?
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Caminante Nocturno
Every piece of food I've seen used to prove God's existence looks like a penis.
Maybe God isn't as mature as you'd like to think he is.
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Knuckles Mom, grandpa keeps ruining our pickles.
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kelpfoot
I call dupe.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=39829
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ProfessorChaos Dammit. I looked for this clip before submitting, too - i was sure there was no way in hell it wasn't already here.
I guess i was right.
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dancingshadow yep... dupe
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=42170
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charmlessman Yeah, that's my original. I WIN THE INTERNET!!!
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Hooker
Mom, Grandpa keeps ruining our pickles.
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ihounokyaku
I was thinking about converting, but after seeing what happened to that pickle, I'm thinking better of it.
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fluffy
I prefer this pickle surprise (which proves there is no God): http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=6972
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Camonk
Well it's more of an allegory than some kind of proof... but it's still pretty weak. I'm pretty sure White Jesus would've said hey man don't waste food, you dick.
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Hooker
Also, the ambiguity in the title of this clip is great. It refers to a better time, before pickles became athiests.
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Poor Excuse
Hot, red, glowing phallic symbols, that have been stabbed and slung, is and always will be Satan's domain. This "god" is nothing more than a plagiarist.
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SpookyElectric
it fits in your butt!
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