|Billie_J_Buttfuck - 2008-08-27 |
Bush sounds like this with a teleprompter.
oh wait you're not billy buttsex, but your comment is basically the same as his on here so we'll just let it stand.
I'M NOT BILLY BUTTSEX
He handled himself better than Bush would have, but I'm suprised he doesn't have pre-prepared non sequiters for moments like these. I'd have figured him to be better prepared.
I'M BALEEN! YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON! YOU ARE BILLY BUTTSEX!!!
It's like when your friends call you wetback when you're not around and you say it over and over again in front of the mirror so it doesn't hurt as bad.
Take the circle e-jerk somewhere else, Internet Warriors.
|coprolalia - 2008-08-27 |
Oh shit, he's uncovered the truth:
Barack Obama is not perfect.
The game's up, guys.
Do you see what happens without a teleprompter? The subterfuge and the slick preparation disappear, and he is revealed to be THE BLACK SON OF A MUSLIM. I mean, ill-prepared. That's what I meant.
HOLY SHIT, A TELEPROMPTER IS THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBAMA AND G.W. BUSH!
|Cleaner82 - 2008-08-27 |
Fuckin' thing sucks!
|Camonk - 2008-08-27 |
So... Billy would vote for Obama if he didn't talk with a teleprompter? Twice?
|Stog - 2008-08-27 |
Ho shit, Obama is human! Just like the rest of us. Except McCain is actually Optimus Prime. The special kind of Optimus Prime that steps on tree hugging liberals and shits out candy.
BIRRY BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX-UH
Oh Buttsex, you scamp!
Define 'fit'. Do you mean 'type words'?
I liked how he was decent enough to go back and correct himself.
"It's a breathalyser...no a inhaler"
My god if it were Bush we would have to rename the things breathalysers just like how he renamed french fries "Freedom Fries."
|theSnake - 2008-08-27 |
He doesn't have every fact of every speech memorized? The illusion is shattered.
|Xenocide - 2008-08-27 |
Meanwhile, McCain sounds old, angry and confused with or without a teleprompter.
Rodents of Unusual Size
What the OOHHHHH newfangledy! Whosawhatza! Where's my cue card! I want ice cream! It's cold in here! Pull my finger! Wah, wah! I'm the Lindbergh baby! I miss my fly fly da da!
|robotkarateman - 2008-08-27 |
Obama can't remember how many houses he owns unless it's on a teleprompter! What an idiot! What a- oh wait, that wasn't Obama.
|chumbucket - 2008-08-27 |
I prefer watching when Will Ferrell loses a teleprompter on Wake Up and Smile!
|garcet71283 - 2008-08-27 |
I like how everybody jumps all over anyone except this guy when there's a screw up.
Nice and objective everyone.
Yes, you might say we are biased.
INSPECTOR GARCET IS ON THE CASE
|KnowFuture - 2008-08-28 |
Major differences you fucking tool:
Obama manages to for the most part maintain his composure, cracks a joke about it and wins the crowd back without sounding like a kid doing a book report when he obviously didn't read the book like, erm, EVERY FUCKING SPEECH BUSH HAS EVER MADE.
|Thatcher Pennywhistle - 2008-08-28 |
I voted this up for Billy, but he's underachieving.
|tamago - 2008-08-28 |
Obama corrected his mistake right away when he said 'breathalyzer." I doubt McCain or Bush would have done this.
Beside the point. If 'the president saying silly things' was the worst thing we had to live through during the Bush presidency we'd be pretty well off. Luckily we have a laundry list of other grievances. Billy is no fan of Bush either, he just doesn't want THE BLACK SON OF A MUSLIM in power. It would trounce on his color-coded fairy tale of a white nation. And by 'white' of course I mean a muddled mix of European ancestry that is lightish in skin hue.
And Italians too, probably. Everybody likes Italians.
Spaghetti is good food.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-08-28 |
Too bad he isn't the maverick that McCain is.
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