TeenerTot Hay-ee look, everbuddy! I done curbin dayted this here elby-bone! Uh-HYUCK!
Innocent Bystander Yes, those are indeed the only two available options.
Syd Midnight Now that you mention it, I'd love to see some mutant, threadbare Appalachian mountain scientists explaining evolution with this here rock they found, handling rattlesnakes carefully with a long stick, and demonstrating recessive genes by showing off Ginger Gus and his kids' hair even though Big Pappy's boys shot all the redheads back in the Beaver Gulch feud of '31.
Keefu But the snooty superiority is what makes it such gleeful fun.
chumbucket and they all sell used cars in their free time
Rodents of Unusual Size To be fair I think Kirk Cameron is completely brainwashed and believes every moronic thing that escapes his feeble brained mouth.