Well, I'm convinced.
|Geoff Marr |
Vanilla Ice built Stonehenge.
And if we take that number and translate it numerologically, we get... "I'm lovin' it"? That can't be right.
God measured it by feet because he hates the metric system. And Europeans.
Oh wonchu take me to
This old bag is on par with those homeless who spend all their time carefully writing down random numbers and letters with the occasional word plucked from newspaper headlines on any handy surface with a black sharpie. Only slightly more articulate.
Math! It can prove anything if used properly.
Proof that Mary did drugs. What kind of egomaniac names their kid "Lord"?
I don't believe it's a coincidence when I make them happen!
I wonder if people like this are aware of how much restoration has been done to Stonehenge, even since antiquity.
Isn't neumerology considered a tool of the Satan?
There was a certain amount of it in the Old Testament, and stretching out even to the Book of Revelations. It's fallen out of favor but it's never been associated with Satanism as far as I know. There's a fair chance you heard that from a Christian who doesn't know what they're talking about. I know, shocking, it's rare but it DOES happen.
We need to set her up with Grandpa Pickle.
I wouldn't be so keen to own up to this one if I was God.
Standing some big stone slabs up against each other in a circle? Pretty impressive for Neolithic Britons. Considerably less so for the almighty creator of the universe.
Good thing that the circumference of the box around the earth is measured in feet. And that you have to stick "Lord" in with Jesus's name to make it come out right.
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