|Smellvin - 2008-08-29 |
No DemoniusX tag?!
|oogaBooga - 2008-08-29 |
He's not much of a fatty, and he doesnt injure himself. He's actually not too bad to be able to do that without chopping something off, but he's too showy. Chances are, were he transported back into feudal japan he'd get killed by the first native sword-wielding fathead he came across.
Oh god another one.
Hey Ooga, could you help me focus my Chi power? I'd like to do a hadouken.
I can do that, forget about him. I can break boards from across a room. The trick is to gather the chi first from the surrounding area, strangely the more purple the wallpaper is the more ambient chi is available to be culled. So many people forget to do this and are doomed to failure. Then you just push it outward like an invisible snowball.
I make a comment saying how his flashiness would avail him nothing and suddenly everyone's pretending that I'm pretending that i'm some sword expert.
|ztc - 2008-08-29 |
First you better stop waving it like a feather duster.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow?
(You can't start with a retort).
|zatojones - 2008-08-29 |
the creepiest part of this video is the camera man's heavy mouth breathing
I found that fit nicely with the presentation
|waxeater - 2008-08-29 |
Think of all of the time he could have spent learning or doing something useful.
It's not like he can stab the heart attacks that took his parents.
I'm avoiding work. I have an excuse.
I'm also not a fat weeaboo.
|chumbucket - 2008-08-29 |
Indy pulls out pistol, fires
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-08-29 |
WELCOME TO THE STAGE OF HISTORY
|Camonk - 2008-08-29 |
The Highlander is completely fucked!
|Goethe and ernie - 2008-08-29 |
At about 0:18 it looks like he starts holding his gut, which pleases me no end.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-08-29 |
Minus one star because I require a serious injury out of this. The knowledge that it will happen someday gives this 4 stars.
|dancingshadow - 2008-08-29 |
|Testicles of Doom - 2008-08-29 |
Was this filmed in my neighborhood? The kids next door are constantly fighting with those wooden practice swords, and not in a hilarious LARP-ing way.
|Unsung - 2008-08-29 |
This guy would would tear up that "Fat Klingon with Batlehwhtever" dude.
|Squeamish - 2008-08-29 |
STOP IT WITH THE KATANAS, FATTIES
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE JUST TWIRLING THEM LIKE GODDAMNED BATONS
|petep - 2008-08-29 |
i can't twirl and whirl a katana HALF as good as this guy can
|theSnake - 2008-08-29 |
|bopeton - 2008-09-12 |
Why have an Internet, if not for this?
|gambol - 2009-02-25 |
They shouldn't have burned his village.
|CharlesSmith - 2009-03-29 |
I love how he quickly runs out of steam and sort of spins the sword around half assed before slowly sheathing it like he meant to end like that all along.
|Spastic Avenger - 2009-05-27 |
He oils his blade with lard.
|Document - 2009-08-09 |
I'm not going to say this display isn't impressive - it kinda is - and I'm not going to question the practicality of his decision to learn swordsmanship over, say, Spanish - because this seems to be a purely aesthetic thing and it's pretty hard to apply logic to anything artsy.
That said, this is polar opposite of everything society deems dignified. The immature adult, the aping of foreign cultures, the carrying on in public spaces: fifty years ago this shit would've been a one-way Sanitarium ticket.
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