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Desc:He's the last samurai of the cul de sac.
Category:Military, Arts
Tags:weeaboo, FAT MAN WITH KATANA, Fatsoichi
Submitted:wtf japan
Date:08/29/08
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Comment count is 38
Smellvin
No DemoniusX tag?!
oogaBooga
He's not much of a fatty, and he doesnt injure himself. He's actually not too bad to be able to do that without chopping something off, but he's too showy. Chances are, were he transported back into feudal japan he'd get killed by the first native sword-wielding fathead he came across.
Camonk
Oh god another one.

Cleaner82
Totally, if it were me I'd just use an upward crescent cut. That's all you need. Then if they were still breathing I'd follow it up with a earthward Wasabi Slash. This guy has no idea what he's doing.

gotterdamm
Hey Ooga, could you help me focus my Chi power? I'd like to do a hadouken.

Cleaner82
I can do that, forget about him. I can break boards from across a room. The trick is to gather the chi first from the surrounding area, strangely the more purple the wallpaper is the more ambient chi is available to be culled. So many people forget to do this and are doomed to failure. Then you just push it outward like an invisible snowball.

oogaBooga
I make a comment saying how his flashiness would avail him nothing and suddenly everyone's pretending that I'm pretending that i'm some sword expert.

Rape Van Winkle
Ooga gets a gold star in Thread Comprehension.

ztc
First you better stop waving it like a feather duster.
Smellvin
How appropriate. You fight like a cow?

(You can't start with a retort).

Operation Cornflakes
Amazing! How do you manage to shave without using a mirror?

zatojones
the creepiest part of this video is the camera man's heavy mouth breathing
chumbucket
I found that fit nicely with the presentation

waxeater
Think of all of the time he could have spent learning or doing something useful.
socialist_hentai
Is avenging his family something you deem useless? Also i think that katana is either plastic or made in shop class.

waxeater
It's not like he can stab the heart attacks that took his parents.

Daymage
And you're on PoeTV?

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Like learning Klingon?

waxeater
I'm avoiding work. I have an excuse.

I'm also not a fat weeaboo.

chumbucket
Indy pulls out pistol, fires
Syd Midnight
That's what I was thinking too: My money is still on the nerd who spent his allowance money building a hairspray flamethrower.

Caminante Nocturno
WELCOME TO THE STAGE OF HISTORY
Aubrey McFate
Transcending history and the world, a tale of swords and fat eternally retold!

Camonk
The Highlander is completely fucked!
Goethe and ernie
At about 0:18 it looks like he starts holding his gut, which pleases me no end.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Minus one star because I require a serious injury out of this. The knowledge that it will happen someday gives this 4 stars.
dancingshadow
samurai shorts
Testicles of Doom
Was this filmed in my neighborhood? The kids next door are constantly fighting with those wooden practice swords, and not in a hilarious LARP-ing way.
Unsung
This guy would would tear up that "Fat Klingon with Batlehwhtever" dude.
Squeamish
STOP IT WITH THE KATANAS, FATTIES

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE JUST TWIRLING THEM LIKE GODDAMNED BATONS

FUCK
petep
i can't twirl and whirl a katana HALF as good as this guy can
theSnake
YAY
bopeton
Why have an Internet, if not for this?
j lzrd / swift idiot
The internet is boring. This is youtube.

gambol
They shouldn't have burned his village.
CharlesSmith
I love how he quickly runs out of steam and sort of spins the sword around half assed before slowly sheathing it like he meant to end like that all along.
Spastic Avenger
He oils his blade with lard.
Document
I'm not going to say this display isn't impressive - it kinda is - and I'm not going to question the practicality of his decision to learn swordsmanship over, say, Spanish - because this seems to be a purely aesthetic thing and it's pretty hard to apply logic to anything artsy.

That said, this is polar opposite of everything society deems dignified. The immature adult, the aping of foreign cultures, the carrying on in public spaces: fifty years ago this shit would've been a one-way Sanitarium ticket.

Shit's changed.


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