Ok short and sweet would be "it makes my taco pop" without the context, the rest is superfluous. As far as your "tags", none of them are relevant to the video in particular "evil" because it's not.
So let me sum it all up in language you'll understand *ahem*
"IS IT LOLI CAPTAIN PICARD? TOGTFO, YOU EPIC FAIL AT INTERNET "
Okay that is the most annoying description in POETV history but I cannot deduct stars from the mind-bending stupidity of the people who put this commercial together.