Cleaner82 For a weightlifter he sure does need to learn how to lift weights.
Smellvin You mean bicep exercises aren't meant to be done with the whole body and momentum?
Cleaner82 Personally I think he should consider erecting some sort of rope and pulley system like ancient Egyptians used to build the pyramids.
juiceboxtheeverliving he has one of those pulley systems to help him get out of bed in the morning, or if you listen to crazy people, maybe aliens help him. my physics teacher told the class that aliens built the pyramids
TeenerTot I keep expecting him to injure his back. And lose his pants. Simultaneously.
a flaming monkey Yeah, I thought the pants were going to go too. Thankfully, no.
Goethe and ernie This is evidently why my weightlifting is so often sneered at by the weightlifting community at large - I lack a fridge door handle around which I can wrap my meaty mits, for greater stability.
chumbucket I'm clearly not fat enough to consider even trying this...and if that's a curl then those monkeys are due to fly out of my ass soon
Tomas I love when fat people confuse muscle and fat, and assume their largeness indicates some kind of powerful body.
DopeFiend FOOD IN THE FRIDGE!
To be fair, under all that disgusting jelly is a fairly strong man. You can see the muscles in his back as he bends down. He just needs to lose about 60 pounds of fat; not an impossible task.
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