Smellvin Or you could do exactly what these actors playing the parents are doing and make absolutely sure that your kid is 100% prepared for school. Plus, the kids'll learn nice and early that most people are to be ignored, much like me... you stinking, worthless fatty.
Camonk Okay obviously the stupid one who doesn't know how to listen doesn't believe everything you say, or she woulda gotten her shit straight. You just KNOW it's a girl.
Caminante Nocturno Take it out on your co-workers. Nobody's going to raise an eyebrow if you tell them you wish they were never born.