My friend and I bust out laughing when this happened, much to the annoyance of the shocked audience members.
|Testicles of Doom |
The description is perfect.
I don't remember a single other thing about this movie.
"man is much more dangerous than nature"
really sam? is that why nature just ate your ass?
WE GOT MUTHERFUCKIN SHARKS!
I don't know, the part where the...
Yeah okay this movie is worthless except for this part.
|spin cycle kitty |
They ATE me! A FUCKIN SHARK! ATE me!
|Frank Rizzo |
I bet he tasted like ashy knees and coconut butter
I remember seeing this in the theater, and two black guys who were sitting behind me started complaining about "see, they always gotta kill off tha brothaz".
Then LL Cool J ended up living to their utter surprise and they were content.
Nice racist Chris Farley impression there
|Angel Carver |
The other best part of this movie is the tie-in rap single by LL Cool J: "Deepest. Bluest. My head is like a shark's fin!"
also its My Hat is Like a Shark's Fin. I think.
Was he in the movie? I remember the movie had the cliche "Scared negro", definitely not Sam Jackson, it was a "Feets get moving!" character.
Needs a "Failed Motivational Speech" tag
|Helena Handbasket |
This movie is also memorable for having LL Cool J trapped in an oven and making wise cracks with a pet parrot. Also; a GUY ON A STRETCHER IS PULLED UNDER WATER AND THEN USED AS A WEAPON BY SHARKS.. come on people.
I remember reading somewhere or hearing about it that Samuel Jackson requested to have his character be killed off because there wasn't much more he could do with it. Something to that effect.
You get what you ask for, eh?
The best part of this movie is how the sharks in it are all magical size-changing sharks and how I get this vision of some film-school intern trying desperately to communicate to that fucking hack Renny Harlin "Uh, sir, you know the sharks are different sizes in different scenes, right? That's a big continuity error!" and being promptly demoted to bagel warmer.
What about The Long Kiss Goodnight? For that alone he deserves some respect.
|Goethe and ernie |
Underrated modern cinematic classic. Up there with the Final Destination trilogy. Totally the sort of film that I'd watch on a Sunday night and pretend it's because I was bored, but actually I'd been looking forward to it all day.
|Geoff Marr |
This scene took me by complete surprise the first time I saw this movie.
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
I love everything about this movie.
|Rape Van Winkle |
I totally remember this. hahahaha fucken shark.
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