Big Business and the Government don't want you to know about this cat.

plants?

fun fact: You get no effect without burning it. Eating it raw will do nothing.

Frank Rizzo has gotten mad high from smoking marijuana leaves, the only way to get any effect, you should listen to him... man.

420 Frank Rizzo Every Day

They're both offshoots of the mint family.

And eating the leaf will yeild noting, but if you can manage to eat the buds, you can get rather euphoric - if you can get past the nausea.

You'd have to mix it in milk to get super high.

THESE LEAVES ARE PHAT YO MAD RED HAIRS

It's cuz the milk molecules and the weed molecules mix together to make super thc.

Frank Rizzo
I know, from experience, that smoking a LOT of leaves will get you a little high.
Eating it is more effective (albeit slower) than smoking it.
That cat probably got looped.

Rizzo, you have never eaten any quantity of weed, so don't go rattling off bullshit. Your betters may not feel like correcting you right about now, that doesn't make you any less wrong.

they'll probably try cheesing first

I wouldn't exactly call that smokeable, as it is the leaf and not the bud. I guess they could make hash out of the small amount of resin on it. I do agree with Timothy A. Bear in that they now face the problem of kitty cat getting into their stash, or even the growing room.

DUNE out of nowhere