I swear, I triped, and it got stuck.
I was celebrating the Olympics....by....fucking a bench....
Have you met his wife? She's Dutch.
"at least he has proved that not all asian men are small"
I like how it became "his bench." Like they're married now.
China is like the new Japan.
|Torture the Artist |
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Now, have we learned a little lesson about benchfucking?
|Daniel Striped Tiger |
My penis became very confused and upset when it heard his penis.It began looking all around the monitor trying to find the other penis.
Daniel Striped Tiger wins the comments.
"THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN"? Yikes.
Holy crap. How hard up does a guy have to be to think, "You know....that bench looks hot. I'm going to make it my bitch."?
Well, it was 8/8/8 and he was feeling lucky.
Hooray, this happened on my birthday!
I wonder if this was the one isolated park designated by the Chinese Government to be where any "peaceful protests" of the Olympics were to be held.
If so, this might explain why no one showed up to protest.
|Syd Midnight |
"wails of the damned" would have been a perfectly acceptable tag
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