A penguin could not survive in Belgium.
|wtf japan |
I think we've finally got that realistic edge for the villain in the next Batman movie.
I... I... Um, I like penguins, I mean, they're cute, and I had that toy slide when I was a kid, but... This man is insane.
Of course, the next time I'm in a penguin exhibit I'm going to call out "Alfred!" and see what happens, but I doubt anything will. All the penguin exhibits I've seen have been behind glass, so he probably won't be able to hear me.
Also, he looks a little like Alfred from the Batman Animated series, very little, but still. It's a weird Penguin/Alfred fic come to life.
The walking about the living room at the end still has me laughing.
|Mayberry Pancakes |
Strangely poignant. I can only wish the best for this guy.
Isnt this the freak from EuroTrash who's job it is to mingle with the sex perverts of europe? I thought he was a mute.
Whoever heard of a talkin penguin.
|Spike Jonez |
Buried in his penguin suit? Not if his mother has anything to say about it!
I used to mock otherkin, until I realized I am one myself. I am a black man, misplaced in a white man's body.
Black people aren't real, face it!
Nat King Cole is just a myth!!
I bet you're one of those people that buy Satchmo hairs at
Wow, best ad ever. This "Defenden De Penguin" game for Nintendo Wii looks like the Portal-killer we've all been waiting for.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
preview made think this had something to do with marty feldman
Hate to break it to you, but penguins aren't known for being buried in penguin-shaped coffins.
If you were really hardcore, you'd demand to have your corpse fed to polar bears.
Taking bets on who he turned out to be.:
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