thatonegirl      Cotton? COTTON? Honey, what are your clothes made from, then? I thought the pickle chick was insane, but COTTON?
On the other hand, I can understand lizards. My mom doesn't like them. And, it doesn't help when you pick one up and try to put it on her arm.
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thatonegirl You know, it never occurred to me that cotton balls have a sound. I think I'm going to go into the bathroom and waste a cotton ball just to see what sound comes out.
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Caminante Nocturno      Even for a hypnotist, that guy is creepy-looking as all Hell.
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kennydra Gone. Also, Cena mark sucks at tags.
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kennydra Wait nevermind. All the videos are gone. youtube is doing maintenance or something. Cena mark's tag sucking still stands.
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Cena_mark I hate how you think Muary just brings these people on his show to exploit them. He's there to help them and this video proves it.
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Keefu He's right though. You do suck at tags. You should fix them.
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baleen
Yes, then spread some of your AIDS on some toast. Then eat that.
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Dinky Patterson How does Maury stack up against John Cena?
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Cena_mark He doesn't by far, but maybe Cena can appear on an episode of Maury featuring Cenaphobic guests. I'm sure there's plenty of people in POE who could be on that program.
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Billie_J_Buttfuck That's not a terrible idea. Their audiences cross the same demographic.
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Camonk     Imagine if one those slutty girls was phobic of cheeseburgers. Man that'd be a really crazy show. Maury! Get on it!
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chumbucket     not bad for an Asshole
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crasgie      All stars are for Maury laughing as his guests are gripped by consummate terror.
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Jeriko-1      5'd for cotton man!
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TinManic   c'mon, this is as fake as wrestling. we don't have wrestling clips on here and discuss them as if they're anything but theater.
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Jeriko-1 I don't know, I had a co-worker who was deathly afraid of... Bananas. She couldn't stand to be in the same room with one if it was visible.
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Ageusiatic      "Carol, don't go back there, you'll see more cotton than you want to see! Don't go back there! There's a lot of cotton back there!"
Also, cotton man. It's fake as hell, but the fact that you get people to act for this is a truly special sort of theater.
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HankFinch The internet is a bridge between people. Underneath the bridge lives a ____.
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Billy Buttsex      I didn't watch this, but man would it be funny if the black people were afraid of the cotton.
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Testicles of Doom      One hundred million thousand billion ten quadrillion stars for Cotton Man.
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burnt popcorn  About as thought-provoking as Cena_mark himself.
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