The most metal of all reptiles.
|Binro the Heretic |
Actually, it's Campbell's tomato soup. That stuff is like coyote kryptonite.
|Daniel Striped Tiger |
Why is it deterred by blood?Everything it eats is full of blood.This lizard makes it's own gravy.Stop this large hadron collider nonsense, and build a hot dog that shoots ketchup at me.
Why would hotdog scienceticians put tomato soup on a hot dog? That's not science, it's dogma!
this place is more fun than the other place.
TCU graduates should be proud.
Emo lizard cuts himself in distress.
That's a pretty cool defense mechanism. This is some of the worst narration I've ever heard, though.
no big deal, I do this all the time when a Phil Collins song comes on the radio
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
"Game, set, match. Victory to the blood-squirting regal horned lizard."
"how could evolution come up with THAT?" vs. "why would God create THAT?"
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