Can you just imagine if this lunatic was president. I mean, seriously. This can't actually happen.
Huh. Morningstar Ministries.
Golly. She attended a church named for Satan.
This just keeps getting cooler and cooler.
There some info on Morningstar Ministries at http://cultsunmasked.blogspot.com/2007/01/morningstar-ministries-f t-mill-sc.html (warning, inexplicable porn ad up top)
And of cource,
http://www.morningstarministries.org/ (please notice nearly everything has a dollar sign)
A lot of the Morningstar Ministry's tenents would appal mainstream Christians, and even a lot of the offshoots. The more I dig, the better it gets.
Everyone's statement that McCain's people didn't do their research seems to be becoming more and more valid.
Rocking-back-and-forth-man: The underground church, it thinks my mustache should give you a back massage.
6:23 - You aren't hungry for god... you are obviously hungry for cock
No no no.
Learned insanity is still insanity.
was this made by the same people who did the earth passing through the black hole gravity disc from the other day, just on another topic?
should be mandatory viewing for the supposed "party unity my ass" crowd
rocking back and forth man Lou Engle is also in the excellently frightening Jesus Camp:
|Doctor Arcane |
For some reason, I thought Alaska would be immune to this sort of shit. I just pictured lumberjacks, sled-dogs and hockey players.
At least they don't say Goddamn America. Obama's church preached nothing but hate.
Sort of like Jerry Falwell's church.
|wtf japan |
Give me the blood, Lord!
|Michael Houser |
"...kept praying 'God come', 'God come', and then he just dropped on us."
Billie J Buttfuck is right: these people don't know they're actually Satanists.
I'm pretty sure every single adult in this country has said God Damn America to themselves at least once.
I'm pretty sure not every person in America associates the Iraqi War with God's Will.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
It sounds like that one woman keeps saying "they keep getting blitzed".
Also, all of this shit happened in the church I attended until I was 15. It's not surprising but it makes me want Sarah Palin to be forced out of the race a thousand times more.
They call Dinosaurs, Satan lizards!
I'm praying for a video of Palin speaking in tongues.
Beautiful! Between "spirit of weeetchcraft guy", shielded drumset on the "theatrical altar", cellphone anointing and the demonic voice of the ad narrator. This is lovely entertainment. Just missing "Kirk Cameron" tag.
|Jeff Fries |
I keep waiting for the day when the left realizes that most people aren't terrified of churches that speak in tongues, cast out demons, etc. Let's not forget these people live in Alaska either.
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