|Billy Buttsex |
You guys can keep worshiping Matt Damon, but this guy is more my style
You're either with Craig or Matt Damon. Choose your leader.
Some hilarious things:
Free Republic\Republicans think that, because Craig Ferguson hosted Ann Coulter and they held hands that this means that Craig Ferguson likes Ann Coulter.
I would rather not know Craig's personal politics. I like to think of him as a nonpartisan guru hovering over the fray like those muppet guys in the balcony.
He got my five at "a lot of reporters want to be as famous as the candidates they're covering"
"I don't want dinner with ye!" Amen. That's the real truth here. Everybody is talking about how vital this election is, everybody seems to agree, all of us, except the goddamn press.
WHY THE FUCK IS CRAIG FERGUSON CONTINUALLY THE VOICE OF REASON?! I don't get that. But he is.
And he's fucking Scottish. Those guys aren't sensible about ANYTHING.
Except beer. And caber throws. That's really about it.
|Helena Handbasket |
You got Biden, who's all Bideny there...
So much happiness.
I've had it up to HERE with Animal's Planet's disgusting meerkat bias! When I say that, I've got my hand up around the bridge of my nose. That's pretty high.
Although he says that the American Dream is to have pigs all over the place, I am pretty sure the American Dream is putting babies on spikes.
I have to vote for Obama now because his VP is most Bideny.
I'm continually amazed at how totally together Craig Ferguson is.
|And Then Explosions |
I like the way he keeps walking up to the camera as if he were talking right at me.
All grasping my shoulder. All tapping me on the chest. All... rubbing... with the... oh yeah.
About halfway through this video, I felt a similie coming on. It's like America is this strange kid who tends to sit in the corner, play with fire, and has all these strange things only he talks about. He big enough that nobody gives him real trouble, but almost everyone makes fun of him, albeit mostly behind his back. But now and then, one of the other countries looks over at America, looks around for any of his buddies or any of the cool nations, and when the coast is clear, he leans over and asks- "Uh... really, are you okay? You look like you're really dealing with some shit."
This was about halfway through, and when Craig started coming close to the camera, and reaching out, it really seemed to seem more accurate. I've known people who went to Australia, and although the Aussies were friendly, they did tend to ask if Americans were brainwashed or something.
So I guess when other countries question and critisize us, they're just looking out for our well-being. Also, we somehow manage to be the overachiever, and the black sheep at the same time.
|Caminante Nocturno |
That was the most perfect non-reply reply I've ever seen.
Then Ageusiatic had to go and fuck it up by posting a reply reply.
I agree with most of what he said but that wasn't even a little bit funny.
But it was said in an accent and all singsongy... what are you talking about? ...oh yeah, the funny part... (I had started to reply and the then I forgot about why I was replying, but then I remembered while I was typing.)
Is it not supposed to be funny? Is it supposed to sound like a polysci sophomore getting self-righteous at a dinner party after a few too many glasses of wine?
It's supposed to be funny and interesting and it is both these things. Your opinion is objectively wrong.
ferguson is 20 times funnier when you actually see him do this stuff rather than just listen
|Mayberry Pancakes |
Is it okay that I swoon at his pronunciation of "controversy"?
A lot of love for the part about coting not being funny or sexy. That point needed to be made.
You know, when he goes off on putting pigs in communes in Soviet Russia, it's like he's been possessed by Eddy Izzard momentarily.
Craig Ferguson is awesome. Spiler Alert indeed.
|Ahriman the Creepy Lurker |
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