nutbush Fascinating because you know he can not even tinkle without having to look over his shoulder constantly. Regardless of how much protective custody you know he will have forever.
zatojones His voice is a lot nerdier than I would imagine a Mexican mafioso would have
Camonk It's like a Eugene Levy as a mobster, really.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious Rat-tailed Jimmy is a second hand hood
Deals out in Hollywood
Got a '65 Chevy, primered flames
Traded for some powdered goods
Jigsaw Jimmy he's the one in the game
But I hear he's doin' o.k.
Got a cozy little job selling the Mexican mob
Packages the candycaine
Menudo con queso There's a lot more interesting stuff about this guy at