|IrishWhiskey - 2008-09-17 |
Bad news: Its not satirical
Good news: this guy was slipped a mickey by a woman that very night and robbed blind
Bad news: He's committing insurance fraud by claiming the clothes and jewelry he was wearing were worth ,000
Good news: At least he's changed his statement from the 0,000 he earlier claimed he was robbed of.
Bad news: This guy is the base McCain gave up his principles to appeal to.
Good news: ...uh, ice-cream is still delicious.
|buttnutt - 2008-09-17 |
Is this a joke?
|Stog - 2008-09-17 |
BAHMB IRAN. WAR WITH NATHING BAHT STRAHTEGIC AIR STRAHKES. WE COULD BEAT THEM WITH A SLINGSAHT.
GET A JAHB, HIPPIES.
This guy has a promising future in politics.
|TeenerTot - 2008-09-17 |
Based on him saying "noo-cyoo-lur", Id say he's a real Bush acolyte..
|simon666 - 2008-09-17 |
dudes obviously this guy is just taking the piss out of the "journalist". 5 for the balls of him to stick with it.
but he is a jackass no doubt...
The conservative base at the convention are the same people who believed from their leaders that we'd be in and out of Iraq in a few months, greeted as liberators, and the war would pay for itself. Many of them still believe Saddam was behind 9/11, Hillary killed Vince Foster, and we found WMDs in Iraq.
No way this guy was just kidding around. He is that stupid, and he's not alone.
|Cleaner82 - 2008-09-17 |
NEW-CLEE-AR. NUCLEAR. This is my new crusade.
|chumbucket - 2008-09-17 |
somewhere, deep down, I like this guy:
- the one liner responses
- the silent chuckle at every question
- the pure yet simple extremism of dealing with an entire country
I think I found a write-in
|Robin Kestrel - 2008-09-17 |
FACT: Wars are free and can be won entirely by invulnerable airplanes dropping deadly accurate smartbombs that only kill evildoers. The winner gets to collect all the money from the loser. 95% of five-year olds and 90% of Republicans believe this with all their hearts.
Also: Each side agrees to only two hundred troops total for each battle and that they cannot arty the uncappable bases.
|Binro the Heretic - 2008-09-17 |
I just find it odd that an iranian would hate iran so much.
|Udderdude - 2008-09-17 |
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