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I'm going to get the Honorable James David Manning to front my funk rock band. Then, we will ROCK THE HOUSE!
Well, I'm convinced.
Barack Obama is a house negro! He is too nice! A true black leader would be a rebel and unpopular with white people, like me! In other news, LETS GIVE IT UP FOR JOHN MCCAIN AND SARAH PALIN!!!
And by the way, I know it's already pointed out, but 'if you thought hurricane katrina was bad'. That needs to be in an Obama ad.
"Taking on big oil companies"
- You've got to shitting me. Do conservatives actually believe this? Taking them on at what, that they don't have enough taxpayer money already?
"Names we can relate to!"
- Yeah, Obama is a weird name. Unlike Trig, Willow or Track.
Oh, and my favorite part: We should ignore Palin's supporting the Bridge to Nowhere, because Obama is metaphorically building a Stairway to Heaven with his words.
At this point I'm just wondering who's paying him.
The Conversative Michael Jackson Reference Conspiracy.
You'll know what I'm talking about when Rev. David James Manning finds a reason to dress up as a woman.
How is John McCain a war hero? All he did was get shot down.
I think its the whole part that happened after that qualifies him as a hero. You know, withstanding torture and captivity for years without giving in.
Of course it doesn't mean he knows how to "win wars", or that as a POW he could "never cheat", or that he isn't part of the economic elite, or that it in any way makes up for the moral cowardice and desperation he displayed in giving up his principles and integrity by embracing Rovian politics in order to win. But that doesn't make it right to diminish the heroism he did display back then.
Tell that to John "I'm a war hero goddamn it" McCain.
Ahem...Irish, according to the current administration, John McCain was never tortured.
Get your facts straight.
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Hotter than a ticket to Cyrus Antiquated and his Barbershop Quartet!
Hotter than box seats to the latest movie picture show!
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