They're actually higher level Scientologist robes, donated instead to help infiltrate the masses.

WHERE IS SANCTUARY?
THERE IS NO SANCTUARY!
WHERE IS SANCTUARY?
THIS IS NOOOO SANCTUARYYYY

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

see, colorful peace poster. dorm room!

I would love nothing more than to see an entire family outfitted in Snuggies at a sporting event. Especially one that their children were participating in.

Nyarlathotep approves.

The high five in the bleachers is laugh-out-loud funny.

can I get mine with a pentagram embroidered on the back?

Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

Because BLANKETS are just too damn difficult. I'm surprised they didn't show that woman almost strangling herself with her clumsy handling of the blanket at the beginning.

Snuggie, the blanket that lets your hands freeze

Nikes, black triangle head covering and poisoned pudding cups free with every purchase, that's a 9.99 value*, yours just for ordering the Snuggie!

*in Moon Dollars

You all beat me to it, but I don't care:

Lonely grandma tested, cultist approved.

I wouldn't by one unless they put in a crotch flap in case I had to piss.

Snuggie, for when you're too damned fucking lazy to just use your own jacket or bathrobe backwards. What are you, retarded?

i have always gotten cold when i wore a blanket on my front. therefore this item is useless to me.

Order now and you get a FREE Plaga plus an autographed picture of Lord Saddler.

Hey my girlfriend has that exact light. I wonder if she's a closet Snuggie user...

This new Polyphonic Spree video confuses me.