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Desc:Conservative humor. Over 100 episodes of this shit. Painfully bad.
Category:Humor, News & Politics
Tags:not funny, laugh tracks, Conservative humor
Submitted:Deadfetus
Date:09/18/08
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waxeater - 2008-09-18
Conservatives also think shit like "Billy Buttsex" is funny.
Camonk - 2008-09-19
It's worse. They think Billy Buttsex is right.

Hooker - 2008-09-18
Conservative humour: raging hate with an undertone of preachiness.
Hooker - 2008-09-18
Also, can only be kept up for 2 1/2 minutes.

Hooker - 2008-09-18
Also, does that "although, not as good as Sarah Palin" one even qualify as a joke? At all?

HarrietTubmanPI - 2008-09-19
Well when you're smoking cigars on a big pile of money all jokes about dem dere liberals are funny.

Oh nevermind, I forgot only the left are elite. HA HA HA.

Senator_Unger - 2008-09-18
The way she purses her lips and wiggles every time she delivers a punchline makes the jokes not just unfunny but creepy too.
Harold Manchester - 2008-09-19
Seriously. That drove me batshit. It's like the Shaolin Cobra Style of joketelling.

glenn - 2008-09-20
She doesn't have a tie to adjust, okay?

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-09-18
Can't you fucking sit still for more than ten seconds?

And can't you at least find a laugh track that sounds sincere?
dementomstie - 2008-09-19
Seriously. Scooby Doo has a more sincere laugh track than this.
Also: Someone teach her how to tell a joke please. Then get someone to write some for her.

HarrietTubmanPI - 2008-09-19
I'm partial to the laugh track from Jabberjaw, myself.

Honest Abe - 2008-09-18
i bet she sucks a mean dick
ashtar. - 2009-07-07
"she purses her lips and wiggles every time"

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-06-20
If by that you mean that she sucks the dick of a mean person, I think it's a good bet.

This is hilarious with the sound down, by the way.

Binro the Heretic - 2008-09-18
It's Judy's Shooooow!

Can Obama sue these assholes for slander? I mean, saying he was at Ground Zero to "remember the terrorists" seems a bit over the line.
Senator_Unger - 2008-09-18
No, anyone in the public spotlight needs to prove there's malice behind slanderous or libelous attacks and the NewsBusted people will just say "Hey, it was all in good fun, we didn't mean any harm!"

CornOnTheCabre - 2008-09-18
please. please dont say stuff like that. this only feeds these morons delusion that theyre on THE EDGE, saying things that the LIBERAL MEDIA DOESNT WANT TO HEAR

the correct response to stuff like this is AWWWWWWWWW, ADORABLE!

Tstyle - 2008-09-19
A candidate responding to something like this would be akin to 'feeding the trolls' for the real world.

The faux riff rock sound track gives it all the bite of 'That 70's Show'

Spit Spingola - 2008-09-18
See, the joke here is that Democrats are secret terrorists.
Knuckles - 2008-09-18
Is Kevin Spacey gay or something?
phalsebob - 2008-09-18
As far as I can tell American conservative comedy is based upon continual reaffirmation of the tribe and/or denial of opponent tribes, followed by a wink or a wiggle.

So if I were to hold a picture of Obama to my ass and blow one off, and then have the picture of Obama changed to a surprised look and say "Oh oh, looks like Obama got a wiff of his foreign policy!" followed by a little Dr. Evil pose, I'd essentially have a complete skit for these shows.
FireVampire - 2008-09-19
You would be the King of Conservative Comedy.

Terminal Button - 2008-09-19
Which is another thing you can add to your list of achievements, such as being the tallest person in the library.

waxeater - 2008-09-18
Maybe after Obama wins, he can take some of that rich person money and funnel it into social programs such as humor development for conservatives.
baleen - 2008-09-18
don't get all cocky, son.

Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-09-18
So basically Republicans have to use hot chicks to peddle their "humor." We'll watch a lump like Jon Stewart or Lewis Black.
ProfessorChaos - 2008-09-19
Odd. I didn't see any hot chicks in this clip.

DopeFiend - 2008-12-01
Dude, half the chicks I know want to slob John Stewart's knob.

RockBolt - 2008-09-18
Comedy is hard
Stog - 2008-09-19
It's much easier if you imagine the announcer bound and gagged and most importantly not talking at all.

Otherwise, OW. This is anti-funny.
asian hick - 2008-09-19
evil_ducks is that you?

FABIO2 - 2008-09-19
ExplosiveMuddButt (4 hours ago)

Oooo the liberals!!! Im a fucking person with the sensibility to see BS just like Ethanol...it burns faster....so your pumping more gas....but look at South America they fixed their gas problem with fuckin sugar cane....you dont have to suck the LEFT or RIGHT tit, grow up & stop breast feeding...why not think for yourself & question authority?

I bowl an average of 230, now thats sharp!
SUCK MY TOES ASSHOLE
Xenocide - 2008-09-19
SATIRE TIME!

Q: Hey, guys, what do you call it when a liberal drop his latte?

A: BARACK OBAMA IS A TERRORIST NIGGER!

(laughter, applause)

THANKS FOR WATCHING THE SATIRE!
1394 - 2008-09-19
I finally found someone less funny than Andrew Dice Clay.
dr_rock - 2008-09-19
OH!

tamago - 2008-09-19
I'm jealous that you've never heard Dane Cook or Jeff Dunham.

Cleaner82 - 2008-09-19
Fantasy intersects dangerously with reality as I observe that the unfunny, evil neocon girl is kinda cute.
RomancingTrain - 2008-09-19
I got through 2 jokes because the first one could have appeared on Colbert or TDS(albeit with much better delivery.)
Blaise - 2008-09-19
I wonder WTF Kevin Spacey did to piss the wingers off?




StanleyPain - 2008-09-19
A RECENT POLL SAID DEMOCRATS LIKE TERROR.

ANOTHER ONE SAID MICHAEL MOORE IS FAT. THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT.
Hooker - 2008-09-19
Another StanleyPain all-caps impersonation. I love them so.

glendower - 2008-09-19
nice hate humor
Screwtape - 2008-09-19
Not even the laugh track thought that was funny.
TeenerTot - 2008-09-19
It's not a laugh track. They have people tied up, forced to laugh under threat of waterboarding.

Hey, somebody give me a comedy show!!
Goethe and ernie - 2008-09-28
Is that why they were laughing so weakly, because they know that waterboarding's not half as bad as what "they" do to "our boys"?

ihounokyaku - 2008-09-19
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

MINICOOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chumbucket - 2008-09-19
oh god she's horrid...where's the dub with crickets after each of her gaffs?
Thatcher Pennywhistle - 2008-09-19
She will do A2M for me.
Rudy - 2008-09-19
TAKE THAT PAM ANDERSON
Mostly Pi - 2008-09-19
More often than not, when she starts speaking, it comes out like the tortured howl of a high strung border collie, then settles into an basement dweller's nasally drone.

I'm just sayin'.
charmlessman - 2008-09-19
Awwwww, good luck with your humor there, sunshine.
DMKA - 2008-09-19
"DURR HURR OBAMA IS A MUSLIM"

Seriously, aren't we past this shit by now?
FABIO2 - 2008-10-04
I can't even watch this with the sound off =(
Paranatural - 2008-10-08
KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's There?
OBAMA IS A TERRIST! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Killer Joe - 2008-10-31
The 2nd referred link is for WHITE PEOPLE (eh ehe eh eh) BLACK PEOPLE (Doop do doop doop doop).
DopeFiend - 2008-12-01
The stoned part of my brain thinks this is TV's Manchurian Candidate; an insidious liberal effort to expose conservatism in all its humorless, hateful smugness.
IrishWhiskey - 2008-12-16
"McCain and Obama went to Ground Zero on 9/11. Of course, McCain went there to remember the victims...
(
IrishWhiskey - 2008-12-16
...while Obama went to remember the hijackers."

The first part is where the joke should have ended. You let audience realize the ending, you don't spell it out unless you have no sense of comedic timing, or your audience are gormless fuckwits. Or both. Not ruling out both.

Pie Boy - 2008-12-29
now if we view this statement syllogistically, all pigs are pamela anderson
kwash - 2009-10-25
oh god so mad can't see
themilkshark - 2009-11-06
100 fucking episodes of THAT???!!!
woodenbandman - 2011-03-06
JFC what the hell is this shit
Disaster - 2012-04-15
That smug half-smile, that attempt at comedic timing, that punchable face.
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