Conservatives also think shit like "Billy Buttsex" is funny.

Conservative humour: raging hate with an undertone of preachiness.

The way she purses her lips and wiggles every time she delivers a punchline makes the jokes not just unfunny but creepy too.

Can't you fucking sit still for more than ten seconds?

And can't you at least find a laugh track that sounds sincere?

i bet she sucks a mean dick

It's Judy's Shooooow!

Can Obama sue these assholes for slander? I mean, saying he was at Ground Zero to "remember the terrorists" seems a bit over the line.

See, the joke here is that Democrats are secret terrorists.

Is Kevin Spacey gay or something?

As far as I can tell American conservative comedy is based upon continual reaffirmation of the tribe and/or denial of opponent tribes, followed by a wink or a wiggle.

So if I were to hold a picture of Obama to my ass and blow one off, and then have the picture of Obama changed to a surprised look and say "Oh oh, looks like Obama got a wiff of his foreign policy!" followed by a little Dr. Evil pose, I'd essentially have a complete skit for these shows.

Maybe after Obama wins, he can take some of that rich person money and funnel it into social programs such as humor development for conservatives.

So basically Republicans have to use hot chicks to peddle their "humor." We'll watch a lump like Jon Stewart or Lewis Black.

Comedy is hard

It's much easier if you imagine the announcer bound and gagged and most importantly not talking at all.

Otherwise, OW. This is anti-funny.

ExplosiveMuddButt (4 hours ago)

Oooo the liberals!!! Im a fucking person with the sensibility to see BS just like Ethanol...it burns faster....so your pumping more gas....but look at South America they fixed their gas problem with fuckin sugar cane....you dont have to suck the LEFT or RIGHT tit, grow up & stop breast feeding...why not think for yourself & question authority?

I bowl an average of 230, now thats sharp!
SUCK MY TOES ASSHOLE

SATIRE TIME!

Q: Hey, guys, what do you call it when a liberal drop his latte?

A: BARACK OBAMA IS A TERRORIST NIGGER!

(laughter, applause)

THANKS FOR WATCHING THE SATIRE!

I finally found someone less funny than Andrew Dice Clay.

Fantasy intersects dangerously with reality as I observe that the unfunny, evil neocon girl is kinda cute.

I got through 2 jokes because the first one could have appeared on Colbert or TDS(albeit with much better delivery.)

I wonder WTF Kevin Spacey did to piss the wingers off?

A RECENT POLL SAID DEMOCRATS LIKE TERROR.

ANOTHER ONE SAID MICHAEL MOORE IS FAT. THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT.

nice hate humor

Not even the laugh track thought that was funny.

It's not a laugh track. They have people tied up, forced to laugh under threat of waterboarding.

Hey, somebody give me a comedy show!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

MINICOOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh god she's horrid...where's the dub with crickets after each of her gaffs?

She will do A2M for me.

TAKE THAT PAM ANDERSON

More often than not, when she starts speaking, it comes out like the tortured howl of a high strung border collie, then settles into an basement dweller's nasally drone.

I'm just sayin'.

Awwwww, good luck with your humor there, sunshine.

"DURR HURR OBAMA IS A MUSLIM"

Seriously, aren't we past this shit by now?

I can't even watch this with the sound off =(

KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's There?
OBAMA IS A TERRIST! AHAHAHAHAHA!

The 2nd referred link is for WHITE PEOPLE (eh ehe eh eh) BLACK PEOPLE (Doop do doop doop doop).

The stoned part of my brain thinks this is TV's Manchurian Candidate; an insidious liberal effort to expose conservatism in all its humorless, hateful smugness.

"McCain and Obama went to Ground Zero on 9/11. Of course, McCain went there to remember the victims...
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now if we view this statement syllogistically, all pigs are pamela anderson

oh god so mad can't see

100 fucking episodes of THAT???!!!

JFC what the hell is this shit

That smug half-smile, that attempt at comedic timing, that punchable face.