im usually jaded by stuff like this, but this one actually made me gag. im not really sure why that gets a five...

Necro Butcher is fucking awesome. I got obsessed with him a few years ago, when all my friends went away for the summer and I was working in a quarry. Getting home, opening a beer, and getting some of that good old Necro Butcher action going on, he's like a hero to me. Someone up that Necro Butcher vs Samoa Joe match.

And here, I thought that regular professional wrestling had reached the apex of stupidity.

hurray for scratched corneas!

Aw man, I gagged a little too.

From wikipedia
"If a fluorescent lamp is broken, mercury can contaminate the surrounding environment. A 1987 report described a 23-month-old toddler hospitalized due to mercury poisoning traced to a carton of 8-foot fluorescent lamps that had broken. The glass was cleaned up and discarded, but the child often used the area for play."

Here's hoping! *fingers crossed*