We, as a society, just could not function without your staring-out-the-window services.

Thank you.

5 stars for my total, inappropriate laughter.

.-~fartz~-.

Do old people in Britain walk around with their medals pinned to their chest all the time? In America this would be...inappropriate.

You notice the look of guilt he has at the end?

That's because he made those medals himself the previous day.

Australian. Britain. Whatever.

So, they're sleeping together, right?

After commending her kindness, her manager docked her pay for the coffee.

I am pretty sure McDonalds does, in fact, not care.

This has nothing to do with the guy being a veteran. See, the girl is a plant and is only waiting for her code-phrase before she springs into action and her mission is to assassinate the old man. He always asks "how much is that love?" when he gets his coffee, and that's her signal to respond with "Nothing." The old man, who knows the spy game, presses her for further information by saying the additional code phrase "Thank you." When she says "No...thank you." that confirms his worst suspicions; he is her intended target and he hasn't long to live, which is why he has the awkward look at the end. He's happy he will finally die, he has been silently wishing for death, but does he want it to be at the hands of fellow agents?

He needs a huge white moustache, a monocle, about six times as many medals, and a super pompous demeanor---"Oho, I say, ra-ther," etc.

"But I still have to pay for the three Egg McMuffins, the Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit and the Happy Meal toy, right?"

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Abe Vigoda!

No, thank you. I wasn't sure before, but after seeing you like this, I have decided to end it all.

Coffee?! He defended your freedom and all he gets is a free refill?

The old man deserves at least a diaper change if not a blowjob.

No it doesn't. Not really.

Everyone he ever cared about is dead, but hey, free coffee!

Lest we forget - McDonalds

Sad-ass veterans clogging up my McDonalds for hours at a time�

If you really want to do the old guy a favor, spike his coffee with Viagra.