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Desc:Life changing epiphanies in Australian McDonald's.
Category:Advertisements, Humor
Tags:Coffee, mcdonalds, thank you, Veterans, piano interludes
Submitted:baleen
Date:09/19/08
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Comment count is 38
Innocent Bystander
We, as a society, just could not function without your staring-out-the-window services.

Thank you.
dichotic1
NO THANK YOU.

Rodents of Unusual Size
5 stars for my total, inappropriate laughter.
Randroid
.-~fartz~-.
dueserpenti
Do old people in Britain walk around with their medals pinned to their chest all the time? In America this would be...inappropriate.
Lindner
Instead they walk around with baseball caps proudly proclaiming "VETERAN OF FOREIGN WAR" and their bars/medals pinned to that... as they demand coffee for 5 cents, like it was in the good ol' days!

soci-o-path
They do, and anyone who disagrees with it is a punk.

Caminante Nocturno
You notice the look of guilt he has at the end?

That's because he made those medals himself the previous day.
Evilhead
5 stars for this

chumbucket
no it was because he suddenly realized he was punk'd by noting she didn't leave cream or sugar.

Camonk
I assumed the guilt was either for all the babies he killed, or the weapons that rolled out his plant that is, by the way, in Pakistan, staffed by children.

Enjoy
No it was because he had just shit in the urinal in the bathroom.

Dinky Patterson
No, it's because once in the heat of battle he was like Forrest Tucker in The Sands of Iwo Jima. On his way to get more ammunition for his fellow soldiers, he took a coffee break. Then his buddies were overrun by the enemy and killed.

wtf japan
Any surplus stars are for you, Dinky.

quantumcreep
No, it's because he misses the Fuhrer.

King of Balls
No, it's because he's coming from a community theater production and has forgotten he's wearing his costume, and can't figure out why she's thanking him.

Nikon
I'm splitting my stars between all the commentators in this thread.

snppls
Australian. Britain. Whatever.
Chalkdust
McDonald's is proud to support the Veterans of Foreign Countries

baleen

It's was 5am, gimme a break.

Camonk
You know who asks for breaks, baleen? The hun.

takewithfood
So, they're sleeping together, right?
sakebito
After commending her kindness, her manager docked her pay for the coffee.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I am pretty sure McDonalds does, in fact, not care.
StanleyPain
This has nothing to do with the guy being a veteran. See, the girl is a plant and is only waiting for her code-phrase before she springs into action and her mission is to assassinate the old man. He always asks "how much is that love?" when he gets his coffee, and that's her signal to respond with "Nothing." The old man, who knows the spy game, presses her for further information by saying the additional code phrase "Thank you." When she says "No...thank you." that confirms his worst suspicions; he is her intended target and he hasn't long to live, which is why he has the awkward look at the end. He's happy he will finally die, he has been silently wishing for death, but does he want it to be at the hands of fellow agents?
detc
I can only dream of being this crazy.

KnowFuture
He needs a huge white moustache, a monocle, about six times as many medals, and a super pompous demeanor---"Oho, I say, ra-ther," etc.

cognitivedissonance
"But I still have to pay for the three Egg McMuffins, the Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit and the Happy Meal toy, right?"
baleen

"Is that a Victoria Cross? Well, I guess that's a free happy meal toy for you!"

Hooper_X
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Abe Vigoda!
charmlessman
No, thank you. I wasn't sure before, but after seeing you like this, I have decided to end it all.
Screwtape
Coffee?! He defended your freedom and all he gets is a free refill?

The old man deserves at least a diaper change if not a blowjob.
Paracelsus
No it doesn't. Not really.
baleen

YOU DON'T BELONG

Xenocide
Everyone he ever cared about is dead, but hey, free coffee!
Lauritz Melchior
Lest we forget - McDonalds
King of Balls
Sad-ass veterans clogging up my McDonalds for hours at a time…
kingofthenothing
If you really want to do the old guy a favor, spike his coffee with Viagra.
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