It certainly explains a lot about the Royals general performance.
Sokia: Coach, can I flare out my closing pitch with a circle changeup or should I stick to fastballs straight to the ninth?
Brett: That reminds me of the time I sucked menstrual scotch out of a whore's pussy in Reno and contracted gastroenteritis. I was flying back home at 3am with brown underpants that started out white and my third wife was calling me as we landed. I had to tell her I wasn't coming home till the next day cuz of my shit pants and she thought I was having an affair-- so I told her I was rather than have her pick me up with shit pants. True story. What was your question?