Her intensity is scary.

is that the 2girls1cup music?

They don't even try to explain how it works.

That looks wholly unconvincing and improbable, but that girl is hot, so I'm going to buy three.

Now I know / what you're thinkin'
You might be / tired of clickin'
I can see / a brighter future
Getchaself / a No Hands Mouse.

http://www.footmouse.com/nohands.php

If she didn't have that fake tan I'd find her cute.

Creepy acting, but the product actually looks OK. You move the mouse by wiggling one foot around and you left/right click with the heel/toe of the other foot. It's expensive because cripples are a niche market; you could easily spend way more than this on a mouse you control with your head or your tongue.

It frees your hands... For ball cupping!

Look at that radiant smile!! Now, look at which operating system she's using. WINDOWS XP WITH SMILES? NO SIR THIS IS A LIE! Also why is the firefox icon all the way over there? They couldn't take the time to delete the iTunes installer file before they shot the ad? These people need to get their shit together!

imagine trying to play an FPS with that.

Wow, Tim and Eric: Awesome Show is funny again.

also, i'm going to insist the "unconvincingly perky" tag get used again.

refund does not include shipping cost.

Just plug and play! And do a thorough ergonomic evaluation and completely modify the way in which you sit at the computer, overcoming years if not decades of muscle memory and ingrained bad habits! It's that simple!