This woman ritually ruins food. I love her gimmick - I've so much as considered a restaurant themed on food that will kill you.

I'm still interested in going further with it.

It would be better if it was just like the last 45 seconds of this video, because yeah their portion sizes are pretty gross, but there is nothing disgusting about lasagna, pal.

Compared to Cheryl, Paula actually looks skinny. WHAT THE HELL AMERICA.

Also, what a terrible onion-dicing technique. I hope you don't care about having thumbs.

Lasagna sandwich is essentially a Manwich which is fat white trash food. I think even fat white trash would have trouble downing a Manwich bigger than your head.

Needs an Om nom nom nom tag.

it's a good thing they ground up that sausage, the main problem with sausage is it's so tough to eat

and lord knows you don't want any texture.

I would eat this.

This is the blandest, most boring lasagna you can possibly make. I can understand the cans because people don't have money, but it's boring food made for lazy, boring people who prefer eating than tasting.

I can accept that lasagna, but those portions? God damn, one of those pieces could feed me for two days. Without the whole loaf of bread.

When I was in food service I used to have dreams where we fed people with giant troughs where we just threw the food in. This is giving me flashbacks to those dreams.

Oh God, the ending. Mmmmm.

I don't know what's wrong with you people. Lasagna on garlic bread sandwich looks DELICIOUS. Although one of that size could feed me for two days.

I see nothing disgusting with that. I've seen people eat garlic bread and lasagna together, this way just might make it a bit messier. But, that portion size would work only if I shared it with someone.

I admit I really do not like lasagna, most pasta dishes I do not like, but this seriously does not look as terrible as I assumed before watching. I even think it's cute how she calls her own portion "the little fat girls' piece."

paula taking a giant bite out of the sandwich at the end is genuinely horrifying.

Destroy this woman.
It's not the food that I find disgusting, but her soul-reaping harpy voice.
Destroy this woman.

Fuckin pussy lasagna ain't gonna feed 600lbs of women. It ain't gonna work.



Also, can we get a "saw-sidge" tag?

this woman is foul.

I remember seeing a clip of an episode for a lobster double butter shooter which she took 4 tablespoons of butter and a hunk of lobster down like a sorority slut takes jager and then SQUEALED.

It was the end where they make lasagna sandwiches with the massive pieces of garlic bread toast that push this into the five star category.

The vegetable is parsley!

You wanna let's do it?

-1 because it doesn't have a PAULA DEEN tag

Sorry... Are you saying 'meow'?

AM I SAYING "MEOW"?!

She's a witch, right?

I will never eat again.

I know this makes me a food nerd, but her cutting technique on that onion is just begging to lose a fingertip.