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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2008-09-21

This woman ritually ruins food. I love her gimmick - I've so much as considered a restaurant themed on food that will kill you.

I'm still interested in going further with it.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2008-09-21

Also, can we get an America tag? Please?

kennydra - 2008-09-21

It would be better if it was just like the last 45 seconds of this video, because yeah their portion sizes are pretty gross, but there is nothing disgusting about lasagna, pal.

Mike Tyson?! - 2008-09-21

Making a giant lasagna sandwich is disgusting.

kennydra - 2008-09-21

I pretty much agree (though a small lasagna sandwich would be awesome) but the first 6 and a half minutes of this video is just a cooking show where they're making lasagna, only at the end is it like "buuhhhhh?!". so, if it was edited down, way more stars.

fluffy - 2008-09-21

kennydra, I believe you may be missing some important context:

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-09-21

Lasagna is not sausage and cottage cheese in a pound of garlic bread, pal.

Not even close.

fluffy - 2008-09-21

Compared to Cheryl, Paula actually looks skinny. WHAT THE HELL AMERICA.

Also, what a terrible onion-dicing technique. I hope you don't care about having thumbs.

glasseye - 2008-09-21

Their knife is super fucking dull too.

phalsebob - 2008-09-21

Lasagna sandwich is essentially a Manwich which is fat white trash food. I think even fat white trash would have trouble downing a Manwich bigger than your head.

Needs an Om nom nom nom tag.

Sudan no1 - 2008-09-21

it's a good thing they ground up that sausage, the main problem with sausage is it's so tough to eat

and lord knows you don't want any texture.

aeso - 2008-09-21

I would eat this.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2008-09-21

but are you fat

Desidiosus - 2008-09-21

I am 5' 9" and 150 lbs and I would also eat this.

And I am also fucking hungry now.

aeso - 2008-09-21

I am 6'3" and 150 lbs. and I need to eat this.

Desidiosus - 2008-09-21

You need to eat anything. Don't be fussy.

theSnake - 2008-09-21

Im 6'4", 230 lbs of muscle. I eat two lasagna sandwiches for every meal, and one lasagna sandwich during each 15 minute break at my job as a bouncer.

StanleyPain - 2008-09-21

I am 8'37", and a bad ass who will knife you and shit in the parking lot and I want some lasagna.

CharlesSmith - 2008-09-22

I am ten feet tall, weight four tons, and this is all I eat.

manfred - 2009-05-31

i am a bouncer

baleen - 2008-09-21

This is the blandest, most boring lasagna you can possibly make. I can understand the cans because people don't have money, but it's boring food made for lazy, boring people who prefer eating than tasting.

Desidiosus - 2008-09-21

True, but green peppers make me puke, so I prefer something like this. Bland, but digestible and no buckets required.

Cleaner82 - 2008-09-21

^---- quite possibly whiter than newly fallen snow

baleen - 2008-09-21

Yeah, that sort of made me throwup inside my mouth.

retrocious - 2009-05-09

Actually, I think buckets would come in handy.

Beyonce Knowles - 2008-09-21

I can accept that lasagna, but those portions? God damn, one of those pieces could feed me for two days. Without the whole loaf of bread.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-09-21

When I was in food service I used to have dreams where we fed people with giant troughs where we just threw the food in. This is giving me flashbacks to those dreams.

theSnake - 2008-09-21

Oh God, the ending. Mmmmm.

CuteLucca - 2008-09-21

I don't know what's wrong with you people. Lasagna on garlic bread sandwich looks DELICIOUS. Although one of that size could feed me for two days.

thatonegirl - 2008-09-21

I see nothing disgusting with that. I've seen people eat garlic bread and lasagna together, this way just might make it a bit messier. But, that portion size would work only if I shared it with someone.

RedHood - 2008-09-21

I admit I really do not like lasagna, most pasta dishes I do not like, but this seriously does not look as terrible as I assumed before watching. I even think it's cute how she calls her own portion "the little fat girls' piece."

halon - 2008-09-21

paula taking a giant bite out of the sandwich at the end is genuinely horrifying.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-09-21

It is a clip begging for sound effects.

Also, I think it's really funny that that woman has never cut an onion before. It's like she's allergic to anything that might be even part vegetable.

Helena Handbasket - 2008-09-21

Destroy this woman.
It's not the food that I find disgusting, but her soul-reaping harpy voice.
Destroy this woman.

Cleaner82 - 2008-09-22

With a little loving care you could make that a haiku.

kwash - 2011-04-05

Destroy this woman,
It is not the food that I hate,
Soul-reaping harpy.

kwash - 2011-04-05

shit that's 8

Dr Dim - 2008-09-21

Fuckin pussy lasagna ain't gonna feed 600lbs of women. It ain't gonna work.

Also, can we get a "saw-sidge" tag?

heyitslozeau - 2008-09-21

this woman is foul.

I remember seeing a clip of an episode for a lobster double butter shooter which she took 4 tablespoons of butter and a hunk of lobster down like a sorority slut takes jager and then SQUEALED.

heyitslozeau - 2008-09-21

found it


heyitslozeau - 2008-09-21

and it's now in the hopper

sannyasin - 2008-09-22

It was the end where they make lasagna sandwiches with the massive pieces of garlic bread toast that push this into the five star category.

sannyasin - 2008-09-22

Also this clip has motivated me to hit the gym tonight after work.

Richmond - 2008-09-27

The vegetable is parsley!

Chalkdust - 2008-10-12

You wanna let's do it?

Killer Prunes - 2008-10-25

-1 because it doesn't have a PAULA DEEN tag

Comrade Admiral - 2008-11-23

Sorry... Are you saying 'meow'?


Beyonce Knowles - 2008-11-30

She's a witch, right?

Lies, lies, LIES! - 2008-12-15

I will never eat again.

kwash - 2009-10-04

I know this makes me a food nerd, but her cutting technique on that onion is just begging to lose a fingertip.

kwash - 2009-10-04

Also, we need a portion control tag.

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