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RockBolt Where are the skits SNL did right after the 2000 election when it was still undecided, where they did both a Bush and Gore state of the union or something, where Gore was sitting in front of a bank of computers going over the nations homework for the week and Bush was cowering in the bombed out remains of the oval office
sheikurbouti Substituting a black man from Chicago for Jesus will bring us endless joy, health, and prosperity. I've been telling y'all this for a year.
boner Anyone could do a better job than Jesus. He never even shows up for work anymore.
HankFinch I wrote a letter to heaven asking for Jesus' autograph and I got a signed headshot, but I could tell the signature was fake because I've seen his real signature online. Probably just an intern or something.