Doesn't ho

...ld up for 2 minutes.

Errr.

This could be moderately funny if I were a fan of death metal.

I think I might be the only person who laughed madly through the whole thing.

Masterfully executed!

No.

at least it wasn't C for Cover with Sores!

Come to think of it--most death-metal frontmen do sound an awful lot like Cookie Monster...


...BIG BIRD TALLER THAN A TREE...

SKULL FULL OF COOKIES

Yes. Yes indeed.

That's before he started selling his shitty fruits and veggies message.

Wow, that must be like, over 10 frames of video!

Stretched to 2 minutes.

This is how it should be done:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=30617

Oh fuck you all, one starers. Death metal + cookies is instant win.

1 star for cookie monster vocals.
4 stars for cookie monster vocals.

Seriously, the cookie monster/death metal joke I made back in 1994 was laughed at because it was so played out and I was unaware

I like death metal and I like the Cookie Monster, but sorry, no.

Your edit-fu is inferior.

Ha!