takewithfood      So that's how Inigo Montoya got those scars.
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dichotic1     HAX
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zatojones     woosh woosh woosh
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j lzrd / swift idiot      FAAAAAAKE, that was so choreographed.
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Hooker      Seven Grandmasters is one of the more concentrated awesome kung fu movies ever made.
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major-_-turnon   Choreography
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major-_-turnon you know you guys are right. More fight scenes need to have dude A swinging a sword ineffectually around the back of dude B's head, while dude B stands still. Also lots of whooshing sounds. Ensure nearly no movements look like actual attacks.
I like old kung fu movies as much as the next guy, this just wasn't fantastic.
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sosage Get off the stage. You're still not funny.
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Tuan Jim      dang.
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chumbucket      the title alone guaranteed a easy 5 star
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Xiphias      hell yeah
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remag2117      Edgemaster was seriously wounded . . . but the soul still burns.
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B. Weed      Was anyone else hoping that at 3:40 he was just going to go after him with the rack itself?
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Camonk     Really? You guys are all impressed with this? Four stars for one of the most boring kung fu fights that wasn't ruined by Quentin Tarantino.
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athodyd      man my weapons rack is NEVER where i need it to be
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Caminante Nocturno      Anything you can do I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
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Vicious      They've only got four sound effects but dammit they're gonna get their money's worth out of them.
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vissarion      "That's what I think of your stupid halberd."
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kingofthenothing      Later on, the guy in blue opened up a Weapons' Shop. He would be known throughout the land as "Weapon Stealer", as his inventory would always return to him.
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Lies, lies, LIES!     
My weapons rack could use that kind of attention.
But really, can we fire the foley guy?
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oddeye      Sometimes I really hate that MMA has basically ruined this for me.
I WANT to believe, god damnit, that cool-ass kung-fu fights would work like this.
It would be 500x more exciting then the average UFC hug-on-the-mat match.
Lastly, that halberd was shit hot awesome.
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