So that's how Inigo Montoya got those scars.
woosh woosh woosh
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
FAAAAAAKE, that was so choreographed.
Seven Grandmasters is one of the more concentrated awesome kung fu movies ever made.
you know you guys are right. More fight scenes need to have dude A swinging a sword ineffectually around the back of dude B's head, while dude B stands still. Also lots of whooshing sounds. Ensure nearly no movements look like actual attacks.
I like old kung fu movies as much as the next guy, this just wasn't fantastic.
Get off the stage. You're still not funny.
|Tuan Jim |
the title alone guaranteed a easy 5 star
Edgemaster was seriously wounded . . . but the soul still burns.
|B. Weed |
Was anyone else hoping that at 3:40 he was just going to go after him with the rack itself?
Really? You guys are all impressed with this? Four stars for one of the most boring kung fu fights that wasn't ruined by Quentin Tarantino.
man my weapons rack is NEVER where i need it to be
|Caminante Nocturno |
Anything you can do I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
They've only got four sound effects but dammit they're gonna get their money's worth out of them.
"That's what I think of your stupid halberd."
Later on, the guy in blue opened up a Weapons' Shop. He would be known throughout the land as "Weapon Stealer", as his inventory would always return to him.
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
My weapons rack could use that kind of attention.
But really, can we fire the foley guy?
Sometimes I really hate that MMA has basically ruined this for me.
I WANT to believe, god damnit, that cool-ass kung-fu fights would work like this.
It would be 500x more exciting then the average UFC hug-on-the-mat match.
Lastly, that halberd was shit hot awesome.
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