How cute that after this androgyous goblin has sacrificed their entire personality on the altar of Japan, it apparently hasn't put five minutes into rudimentary chopstick usage.
The fact that it's eating baby carrots with ranch dressing, and the baggy t-shirt hiding its jellyrolls tells me that diet is the one area where it doesn't completely submit to Japanese culture. You can't eat Carl's Jr. with chopsticks.
|Goethe and ernie |
Is that a girl? Is that Antony Hegarty? I'm confused. Do people like this exist? You couldn't get away with this nonsense in the UK, thank fuck.
Tell that to the people who go to the UK anime conventions.
No it's a total joke there are no British nerds.
Goethe and ernie
You know what I mean. We have our nerds over here, but they tend to collect Radio Times covers with Doctor Who on them or something, nobody watches anime over here. Fuck man, we have to get our anime nerds to double up - the one kid at school who watched anime was also our school's requisite ginger kid, nu-metal loser, AND white pseudo-rasta stoner kid. I'm not saying we don't do locked-in-your-room-Asperger's over here, but anime's suuuuuuurely not big enough for there to be conventions... please?
I asked my good friend Google and he alerted me to this one :
Sadly, they're everywhere, really.
Goethe and ernie
Oh God it's only ten miles South of my hometown too. Jesus wept.
Sad on so, so, so many levels. Also, if thats a guy, he's really, really gay. If it's a girl, she's annoying as fuck.
Please be parody. Oh God please.
i like all kinds of japan
|The Townleybomb |
Ano ko wo punch sitai.
+1 for the traditional Japanese carrots and ranch dressing.
What's with all the rubber-armed mini-waving?
God, that's so fucking annoying. I used to know a dude who was a 6'4", 350 lb American Indian who used to wave like that. It made me want to punch him in the neck.
This person does not go to anime cons anymore due to a "HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE."
Even though I regularly enjoy Anime (an admittedly picky selection, but still), I never refer to myself as an Anime "fan", and god forbid Otaku. I do not buy Anime-related merchandise, force poorly-pronounced Japanese into my daily vocabulary, refer to myself or anyone else with a Japanese honorific, or even admit to anyone that I watch Anime unless I've known them for at least two years.
This is why.
Unmerciful Crushing Force
WELL I LIVE IN JAPAN NOW MOTHERFUCKERS. AND SPEAK THE MOTHERFUCKING MOTHER TONGUE!
That said, Caminante my brother, I will join you in your valiant cause. And then when horrible circumstances force us into our foreordained swordfight at the top of the Tokyo Tower, I will be sure to lovingly cradle your decapitated head in my arms and never forget what we once shared.
Me is Reita-chan and I try my hardest to be kawaii for all people to enjoy~.
Keep reaching for the stars Reita!
A small but not that small and significant portion of American anime fandom is made up of pasty androgynous weirdos who dress like this. And most of them seem to hang out at the local chain and indie bookstores, planting their asses in the comic aisles while "browsing" through the girliest manga available.
Caminante Nocturno relaxes at home.
Caminante is pure pwnage. Don't invoke His wrath.
How can people exploit the mentally retarded like that?
yeah I don't think this is real
It's a girl, you morons. Don't be retarded, asking for a gender when it's pretty obvious WHAT IT IS isn't funny.
Also, yes, this chick is annoying as fuck. Also, yes, otaku are the worst.
Is there a dummies book for identifying frumpy, pasty girls with creaky pubescent voices?
No, but, if anyone has seen or is a girl, you'd know one just by looking at them.
And besides, her voice sounds nothing like a dudes, gay or not. You can usually tell when a man is trying to sound like a woman and in her case, it's just very obviously female.
I'll give you that she's a LITTLE androgynous, but not enough to make me question what her gender is. In most of her videos she's binding her chest but theres a few where she's forgotten to and shes got some sad, but distinguishable titties.
That's a pretty impressive man-jaw for a chick.
Clay Aiken is more feminine in appearance than this "chick."
You call a pointy, heart-shaped jawline "man-jaw"?
The gender of this atrocity is by no means clear cut.
Assuming this is real... does the weeandogenaboo have parents? Are they too humiliated to appear on camera?
the fact that someone is actually filming it is the saddest part. it was horrid on video. imagine real life
I want this to be a parody
but I also want this to be real
I want superpositional possibilities
no matter which way is the truth this is horrible and fails on every level
I love when people from New Jersey try to be all like people from everywhere else.
I guess I can understand why the whitest human ever to live would want to emulate a minority.
|Frank Rizzo |
fucking god damnit I hate this person
Damn, you tards are slow on this shit. Obvious fake.
This has to be a joke. And it's really poorly paced.
I want to believe this is part of a series.
I got really twitchily angry watching this.
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