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Desc:'like what? that it's made from corn.'
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Tags:corn, moms, high fructose corn syrup, mysterious red liquid, circular argument
Submitted:bavariankumquat
Date:09/24/08
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Comment count is 41
Caminante Nocturno
Our mutual ignorance makes it okay, especially in light of your particularly aggressive ignorance.
Hooker
Audience stand-in characters are always the best when the audience stand in is abjectly retarded.
CornOnTheCabre
im just going to directly quote what Baleen said about the last one, because its so incredibly more right than what anyone else has said in this argument on either sides.

" "Real sugar" (cane sugar) for whatever that distinction is worth, is one of the most wasteful, ecologically destructive crops in the world. Furthermore, the labor required to get said sugar is inherently exploitative and just a notch above indentured slavery.

Sugar comes from many different sources, not just cane, and we should be thankful that we get most of our sweetness from pleasant, slow talking farmers in Iowa with tractors and not from slave drivers paying work gangs of H-2 visa Jamaicans fifteen dollars a day for the most back-breaking work on the planet."

really, what this commercial is saying is that uppity white people who are WAY INTO WEB 2.0 AND STUFF hate HFCS because its not directly enslaving blacks. and I think any idiot can see that.
kingarthur
I'm sorry, I was enjoying my Jones Soda with the Moby album cover on it. What were you saying?

Doctor Arcane
Fortunately, the power of the sugar lobby ensures sugar will be so god damn expensive we'll be eating high fructose corn syrup for the rest of our lives. I vote honey.

Camonk
Have you ever had Dr. Pepper made with real cane sugar? It's extremely delicious. So, you know. That's an argument in favor of cane sugar. The same is true of Coke, which is usually very disgusting to drink.

RockBolt
Yeah, Conagra is really looking out for our best interests

chumbucket
oops, I guess I shouldn't pick up those little brown packets for my coffee anymore

CornOnTheCabre
Dr. Pepper with real cane sugar should be called DR. MENGELE YOU MONSTERS

heyitslozeau
following this logic we should all wear shirts made of uranium because cotton was picked by slaves.

Konversekid
Doctor Arcane, you forget where honey comes from.

almo
wow you fags sure get homotional about your sweeteners
CornOnTheCabre
SLAVEDRIVER

Xenocide
If you don't know why it's bad, then it's not bad.
HarrietTubmanPI
First you get the sugar.

Then you get the women.

Then you get the power.
jaunch
Yay for references!

eatenmyeyes
The load image is delightful.
commandocucumber
the white woman and her mad red eyes...

Cena_mark
That ended considering that white bitch was trying to get between a black chick and her sweet fruity beverage.
zatojones
Sure HFCS is fine in moderation. To bad it's in FUCKING EVERYTHING
dr_rock
Agreed. Try to go grocery shopping at your average American supermarket and not buy anything with HFCS in it. Good luck! Also, if you do accomplish this you'll have spent twice as much.

Screwtape
Go to the mexican foods section. HFCS is poisonous to Hispanics, so they provide safe cane sugar alternatives.

IrishWhiskey
Cocaine is fine in moderation. That's all you need to know

This message brought to you by cocaine growers of Columbia
Lorenzo
Also,Cocaine doesn't have artificial ingredients and it's fine in moderation!

chumbucket
cocaine is a hell of a drug

SolRo
"Did you know that heroin is..."

"...what, made from poppies?"

joelkazoo
"You're giving your kids cyanide? That's bad for them!"
"Why, because its made of almonds?"

Angel Carver
I have something to contribute to this debate that I think you all should hear: The actress who plays Retarded White Woman in the above clip played Buffy Summers evil demon roommate in the first two episodes of Season 4 of the classic television series, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
Ranma X.
Phew. For a moment there I thought it was Keri Kenney of The State/Reno 911!

gorch
THANK YOU!!! I'd been trying to figure out where I'd seen her before since the first time I saw the ad!

dueserpenti
And this would be fine if it were even possible to consume HFCS in moderation.
NoCode
Beet sugar all the way. Comes from Idaho! And your body can digest it without going into insulin conniptions.
Enjoy
"Did you realize Trans Fats were actually plant oil and hydrogen? Yeah it's all natural so don't worry about it."
Rudy
"Wow, you don't care what your kids eat!" is a fucking beautiful thing to say in almost any social situation.
CornOnTheCabre
yeah, i think the woman was actually just speechless because that mother didnt punch her square in the jaw, which she was clearly in the market for

DrVital
Sucrose can be processed directly by every living cell in your body.

Fructose can only be processed by the liver.

Enjoy.
pastorofmuppets
Sucrose is 50% fructose. HFCS is typically 55%.

La Loco
Mercury, yum!
kingofthenothing
wow, you don't care what you give your kids, huh?

"what do you mean?"

That's got mercury in it! And you know what they say...

"What?"

....

"That it's in the atmosphere? That it can come from volcanoes? That they use it for batteries?"

...Those are some nice napkins.

dichotic1
last comment douche-bags. eat some sugar!
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
There be some dumbassery in these comments.
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