You just know that this horrible beastwoman is going to live to be 100, while people around her are mysteriously dying young of strokes and Heart Explodey. SHE'S NOT HUMAN I TELL YOU
It's not so mysterious when they eat her food, and she takes like two bites and goes MMMM it's so good here you try it and eat it all! Evil bitch. How many fat husbands has she buried?
If you took a sample of Paula and a sample of her butter sculpture and sent them away for analysis, the lab would think you gave them two of the same sample.
They're like a bunch of wiry, fey backup dancers, except they're backing up someone the size of about three or four Madonnas, and the only dance they know is to the thump-thump...thump of an irregular heartbeat.