Everybody's gotta be good at something I guess.

this man is the henry earl of arrests

He is now only 8001 arrests away from becoming a 4chan legend.

Kentucky

The firefox extension that says whether or not he's in jail is kind of ruined now.

1,000 days seems excessive. He was only doing it because he heard there was a free frogurt in it for him.

"Alchohol intoxication"? What the hell kind of crime is that?

I'm guessing Kentucky doesn't have a three strikes law.

USA! USA! USA!

This man is a hero. At his fan site, someone created a Firefox plug-in that tells you his incarceration status:
http://www.monkeygumbo.com/wee/news/henryearl/

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

RUN RONNIE, RUN!!

why arrest him just from being drunk? he's homeless. I'd get drunk all day too. public intox is bullshit. unless you are being a menace, it should be fine. happy drunks, while annoying at times, are no threat. just arrest those doing bad shit. also, he has a wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_earl

If you get arrested 1000 times, you should pretty much have diplomatic immunity after that.

We could all learn a thing or two here, gentlemen.

I'm sure after 1000 days in prison he'll be completely reformed, and won't drink ever again.

Oh Wikipedia.
"In 2008, Earl was mistakenly reported having been arrested for the 1000th time since 1992. The judge, for this case, sentenced him to one thousand days in jail, saying the sentence was "only fair". [3] However, The Smoking Gun clarified that Earl has actually been arrested 1333 times since his first arrest in 1970 for carrying a concealed weapon. Earl's actual 1000th arrest occurred in 2002."