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Desc:First strike! Surprise attacks!
Category:Religious, Military
Tags:crazy, Televangelist, jack van impe, first strike
Submitted:MaulLove
Date:09/26/08
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Comment count is 13
Caminante Nocturno
He is getting legitimately aroused by the thought of going to war with another country.
Moustache McGillicuddy
what a shitty little surprise Jack has planned there
jesustweak
First strike! Surprise attacks! Lemon Party!
FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
First strike! Surprise attacks! Magic: the Gathering!
phalsebob
You can see him struggling to decide what you might strike with.

Bananas? No...
Silly Puns... No no no...

Weapons! That's it!
Randroid
I bet you could concoct something with the chemical residues of that luxurious preacher hair.

yourmother
We'll strike you...with...our...weapons. SNEAK ATTACK! +5 DAMAGE!
Camonk
Uh I think you'll see that sneak attack is +1d6, and requires combat advantage. Which now we've lost, thanks to van Impe here, unless we can get England into a flanking position.

I'm not a dork!

anvill
I trust that yourmother carries around a set of d20 dice in his fanny pack. As we all should. He rolled his 1d6 and got a 5.
May that kind of luck follow you the rest of your life, friend.

chumbucket
even though you fail the initiative roll you still can stack your "weapons" attack unless your hp go blotto before use

sonichronique
The first frame of the vid: Mitchell's on a corner!
charmlessman
We'll strike you... with... our... (what's the word I'm looking for here???)... weapons.
Black Napkins
KILLED HIM IN HIS SLEEP THAT NIGHT


And so castles...
made of sand...
melts...
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