I don't know what you idiots are complaining about.
Do you want a Vice-President vulnerable to witchcraft? Do you? Biden could get turned into a bat, or forced by incantations into defecating on the White House lawn, and THEN who looks like an idiot?
So this is why I can't summon Hastur from his lair in the lake of Hali. I can't believe how much time I've wasted sacrificing children and bathing in their blood for nothing. It's not like those things grow on trees, you know.
I'm going to draft a strongly worded letter to them about this.
i would rather have someone in control of our nation who once earnestly listened to someone who said America was doing anti-Christian things (which is a fact) than someone who once earnestly listened to someone who said we need to protect ourselves against witch and warlock magic (which is not a fact)
thats just me though, i fully respect your right as an American to follow anyone who devotes themselves fully to the fight against 400-pound Evanescence fans. I would personally join said fight if I had the stomach for the smell.