OH IOWA!! YOU SILLY

You lying liars. They're at lots of state fairs. Why must you lie like that?

People should come to the Minnesota State Fair instead. We have chocolate covered bacon with hot sauce. And a haunted house. The only haunted house in America.

...but pork chops already HAVE a thing you can grab 'em by!

5 starred for "pork chop on a stick" being my new favorite euphemism for sex.

Looks fried too.

I made a pork chop sandwich once. It was a bad idea. Too hard to bite into. I pulled the whole piece of meat out on the first bite.

not worth buying if you can't get a side of applesauce with a straw

That looks overcooked and tough. But Iowa isn't exactly a hotbed of haute cuisine, so.

America: A thing of unrelenting beauty

I've grown up in this state, and been to this fair 10+ times. I've eaten this. It was amazing.

And yes, it is also fried.