|Merzbau - 2008-09-28 |
The recipient of a rare flat F review from the Onion AV Club ( http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/fireproof ); as an aficionado of fucking horrible movies I felt I had to check this out.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-09-28 |
Man, that's easy to say when you ain't never been married!
I love that both spouses have symmetrical Sassy Black Friends, and the male lead ALSO gets a Wise, Non-Threatening Elderly Black Mentor, like a low (low, low, LOW)-rent Morgan Freeman role.
|Camonk - 2008-09-28 |
The fire really steals scene after scene in this one.
|Mordant - 2008-09-28 |
You can tell he's starting to love her again because he bought her more expensive flowers.
|Rodney - 2008-09-28 |
Rumor has it that our generation's Dr. Phil, aka “Sigmund Fraud”, devoted an entire episode to the celluloid hand-job.
|Poor Excuse - 2008-09-28 |
I wish I could somehow cause Mickey and Mallory to invade this film and make things right.
|Xenocide - 2008-09-29 |
SPOILER: At the end she leaves him for a hippie three-way marriage to the two sassy black friends. She just couldn't get enough of their quips.
|Rudy - 2008-09-29 |
He's a hero to everyone.. but his wife.
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