The recipient of a rare flat F review from the Onion AV Club ( http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/fireproof ); as an aficionado of fucking horrible movies I felt I had to check this out.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Man, that's easy to say when you ain't never been married!
I love that both spouses have symmetrical Sassy Black Friends, and the male lead ALSO gets a Wise, Non-Threatening Elderly Black Mentor, like a low (low, low, LOW)-rent Morgan Freeman role.
The fire really steals scene after scene in this one.
You can tell he's starting to love her again because he bought her more expensive flowers.
Rumor has it that our generation's Dr. Phil, aka “Sigmund Fraud”, devoted an entire episode to the celluloid hand-job.
|Poor Excuse |
I wish I could somehow cause Mickey and Mallory to invade this film and make things right.
SPOILER: At the end she leaves him for a hippie three-way marriage to the two sassy black friends. She just couldn't get enough of their quips.
He's a hero to everyone.. but his wife.
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