Merzbau The recipient of a rare flat F review from the Onion AV Club ( http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/fireproof ); as an aficionado of fucking horrible movies I felt I had to check this out.
Caminante Nocturno Man, that's easy to say when you ain't never been married!
Merzbau I love that both spouses have symmetrical Sassy Black Friends, and the male lead ALSO gets a Wise, Non-Threatening Elderly Black Mentor, like a low (low, low, LOW)-rent Morgan Freeman role.
Camonk The fire really steals scene after scene in this one.
Mordant You can tell he's starting to love her again because he bought her more expensive flowers.
Rodney Rumor has it that our generation's Dr. Phil, aka “Sigmund Fraud”, devoted an entire episode to the celluloid hand-job.
TeenerTot Well, not a WHOLE episode, but yeah...Kirk Cameron was on a show having to do with strained marriages, particularly in the firefighter/police officer milieu.
I saw the trailer for this last week, and was hoping it would end up here.
Poor Excuse I wish I could somehow cause Mickey and Mallory to invade this film and make things right.
Xenocide SPOILER: At the end she leaves him for a hippie three-way marriage to the two sassy black friends. She just couldn't get enough of their quips.
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