"It doesn't have a gazillion features!"

I also love that you can buy it with 3 buttons: Operator, Home, 911. Everything you might possibly need.

The 3-button model looks like a toy you'd buy a young child. They can pretend to be space explorers with it. Very, very old space explorers.

Fewer features than a real cellphone, for the same price! What a deal!

I bet those "special operators" hate every aspect of their jobs. Imagine having to explain technology to old people ALL DAY LONG.

The McCain phone!

It's going to sell a bazillion units.

Buy now and get 18 months of AOL free

My step-mom bought this for herself and my father. He was like no way, I'd be embarrassed to use this around my friends. He's 70.

I find myself in some perverse way wanting one. Not with the whole service or anything, but an unlocked one to use as my personal cell phone. That would be ridiculous and great.

I would love to carry one of the three-button models around as a joke at business meetings

My Great Uncle turned 80 a few years ago. He got a giant leather recliner, a boatload of scotch, and a Blackberry.

Basically what I'm saying is that I hope I grow up to be like him, and not one of the population that this thing is marketed to.

I would also like one of the three button models, because I would love to have the ability to order someone to make all my calls for me for .00 a month.

they call it the Jitterbug because it bounces around uncontrollably in the hands of old Parkies everywhere

We constantly threatened our tech-phobic professor to get him one. Started a lot of classes sing-songing, "Jiiitterbug!" with jazz hands.

Although if the thing doesn't break constantly like most cell phones, that actually wouldn't be a bad plan.