I want to imagine that some factory was ordered to make five thousand of these and it was supposed to say "No More Real Than You Are." When they realized the defect they just dumped an army of these things into the ocean, so this same thing is happening all over the world.

My mind wants so badly to create philisophical meaning from the images in this clip, but can not.

Thus, five.

Just appalling. Representative of the very worst of our modern society.

No one can be bothered to put down the camera and actually save the poor man.

That's rather perplexing.

Everything about this clip is disconcerting. From the shirt, to the little angry grin, to the way he looks directly at the camera, to the stormy weather bringing him ashore. Just everything.

The sea was angry that day, my friends.

It was a publicity stunt for a website that in the end didn't appear to have a product to sell.

I hate childish publicity stunts without meaning or substance, so...

Something momentous is happening.

Something. Yellow.

Lego Aquaman.

That's actually a life raft that was standard issue to German U-boats during the war.

Next week, on Lost.