There's like two famous people I hate more than I hate Ashton Kutcher. Four if you count women as people--which I DON'T. I genuinely wish he would die.

Almost all of the famous people I hate are in this video.

I would totally move to Sarah Silverman's district or riding or whatever the fuck you Americans call it so I could vote and punch her in the nose at the same time.

And retards. And illiterates. And black people.

yeah we need a poll tax too.

And a land ownership requirement!

Also; no womens. We shouldn't be allowed to vote if we're on the rag.

Jim Crow would be so proud. :,D

did he age like 15 years since that movie?

I cannot believe you are such an idiot faggot that you actually believe that.

I agree. If the president were a box of chairs things would still be as shitty. The president is mainly a spokesperson for the other more important people and it doesn't make a damn bit of difference who's in office so please shut the fuck up. However, I'm still voting anyway to prepare for the less than marginal chance that I'm wrong. YOU WIN CELEBRITIES

Yeah things would be EXACTLY THE SAME if Gore or Kerry were president, you fucking mongoloid assholes are right. I totally don't want both of you mouthbreathing huffers to get cancer of the entire body and die. Your completely awesome cynicism is like rocking my world.

Nothing changer, world are bleak, why care things? Things bad if care, if no care! I am wise because I think this.

High School Political Theory!

I agree.. president box of chairs would also march us into battle with a country that had nothing to do with 9/11, costing billions of dollars and thousands of lives. I heard that Saddam tried to have box of chairs's dad killed! 5 stars for your naivete.

How much is Obama proposing to cut the military budget?

you're enslaved to the duopoly, you chucklefucks

also 9/11 was an inside job

oh shit i actually loled.

Can we get this clip edited to the first eleven seconds?

I expected it to be made of fire ants.

There is a difference between "expecting" and "furtively masturbating while wishing," and YOU KNOW THAT, SIR.

be careful not to cut yourself on that edge there, edgy.

It's a valid perspective. It just depends on whether you want to talk ideals or pragmatics.

I do think it is a disservice to try and undermine the position of someone who doesn't look to compromise her/his own beliefs.

*That is, looking to disregard a position of someone who doesn't look to compromise one's own beliefs simply because that person holds his/her ideals as relatively uncompromisable when in the realm of symbolic discourse.