It's like crysis!

Audio isn't working. I cannot hear yakkity sax.

Being from Kentucky myself, I honestly can say that this being from Laurel County does not surprise me. At all.

hey buttnutt learn to spell

We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn.

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this propane tank is stupid like senator palin and our governing body in alaska, well, you know its...a comlicated issue for the congress - and listen, I know - i uh, i have, i talk to the people a lot and i've been hearing the same things about job creation and national security with, with, putin and...osama, listen, bin laden poses threats every-every day and it's congresses duty to stand behind our nation and - its, its the people, the uh, citizens of this god blessed country of the united states of america to stand behind our, uh, troops and the congress - so yes, I stand for - i uh, stand for the constitution and i think the choice lies - as, as not only as a governor, which I am, but, but as a mother and I think I have the, the, the, the, the ability to lead as vice presi*BOOM*

Porkchop sandwiches!

I'm glad he took the time to properly park his vehicle before he waddled for his life.

Hank Hill wept.

I like explosions because they deny the critic his right to analyse, and to deconstruct. It's a fucking explosion, WOOOOOOOOOO!

SYNC THIS UP WITH YAKKITY-SAX.

I BULLSHIT YOU NOT. IT WORKS.

Needs BLEVE tag.