That's a goat that knows how to talk to some ladies. Hey goat, what's your secret? Oh I see just talk to them like they're friends that's interesting advice, goat.
Oh I thought of another joke. John McCain as a goat! BAM!
Binro the Heretic
NO! No hurt tonguey goat!
He exists only to bring us laughter and joy!
This is the best goat. I don't know why anyone would be scared of him.
|Lauritz Melchior |
My god, it's hideous!
|Binro the Heretic |
His tongue is trying to escape!
|a flaming monkey |
Stop filming, and kiss me deep bitch!
|Caminante Nocturno |
Without the video, this is the filthiest thing I've ever heard.
|Gamara II |
Also, perfect description
I don't see what's so damn funny lady, THE DEVIL INCARNATE just ate your fucking soul. It made a snorting sound as it slid down his throat.
That is seriously the most frightening thing I have ever seen that didn't live underwater.
|Beyonce Knowles |
No wonder goats are associated with satan
The goat is an expert in comedy: observe how he uses the long pause in the end to underline his final punchline.
Some day it will just be a pile of carbon and water with maggots all over it, and Jack will come dump a whole bucket of water on it.
I hope that day comes soon.
|Goethe and ernie |
This is the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life, it's like living alone in a cottage on the outskirts of town and catching a rapist in your garden. It's worse than that.
Five terrifying stars.
You guys are the biggest pussies in the world. This goat is awesome. He's friendly and hilarious. He's not the rapist, he's the guys bringing you surprise birthday cake and booze.
Goethe and ernie
He's the guy bringing you surprise birthday cake and then raping you, which is a bit of a mixed bag to say the least.
It's the Charles Bukowski of goats.
The sound and nose and tongue are funny; the eyes... not so much.
Goats are the new cats.
Ahahaha...yeah, you think that's funny now, but the reason the goat's acting so silly is it's got mad goat disease from eating other goats BRAINS, and it's trying for YOURS NEXT! Real smart. Never turn the back of your head on a goat.
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