kennydra I remember reading in a Jim Carrey biography several years ago that when he was a child he used to hump a rug. It always stuck in my head because I just couldn't imagine how it was done, but I didn't really want to think about it THAT much.
coprolalia Oh, wow. It's been awhile since I've checked up on these people. They've been busy.
Spoonybard There are some good reasons not to encourage a dog to lick your cock, but concern for the dog's feelings isn't really one of them.