Naked white guy evades police in Japan

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Naked white guy evades police in Japan

Desc:	Swims in the Imperial moat, scales the palace walls.
Category:	News & Politics, Stunts
Tags:	Japan, white people, Also his balls are huge, gaijin, Needs Yakity Sax
Submitted:	revdrew
Date:	10/07/08
Views:	3707
Rating: View Ratings	Register to vote for this video Favorited 1 Time
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck

Beware the white man!

Where's the white people tag? We need a white people tage more than 'crazy', 'keystone cops', or 'gaijin'.

revdrew
Good catch.

Screwtape

"Oh no, he's gotta rock! RUN!"

dr_rock

"Oh no, he's gotta big American penis! RUN!"

zatojones

his blur looks vaguely like my father in law, so my wife and I had a pretty big laugh about that

Caminante Nocturno

Viral marketing for Cloverfield.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

It's obvious ear mites are responsible for his psychosis.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Shit I meant to give this 5 stars :{

CuteLucca

why are the police running away? He's only a naked dude. In America we'd have him on the ground, dogpiled, and cuffed in 30 seconds flat.

Dr Dim

I think they're shocked at his complete shamelessness. A (1) nude (2) foreigner acting (3) crazy and (4) violent near the (5) emperor is like a perfect storm of AWKWARD SITUATION to the Japanese. Also the kind of police that are used to dealing with crazy foreigners (Shinjuku, Roppongi) aren't near the palace.

I think the weird man-catcher things they tried to use on him (1:40) were stockpiled to deal with soccer hooligans during the world cup.

Adham Nu'man

It reminded me of Gulliver in the land of Lilliput.

mouser

If a naked guy 30% taller, 30% fatter and 30% dickier ran at you, wouldn't you flee?

1394

Bonus stars for fucking mancatchers!

The Townleybomb

Uwaaa?! Maji de?!

Caminante Nocturno
Nann dess karr?

waxeater
http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=6523

j lzrd / swift idiot

Oh, hee, oh hee hee hee!

Bored

OH NO LOOK IT IS GAIJINZILLA!

Enjoy

Ladies and gentlemen: Caminante Nocturno

Bruce182

He looks like the alien from signs, only much whiter and considerably fatter.

cognitivedissonance

After forty years of training for the possibility of a giant monster attack, the police react as if to Godzilla out of sheer muscle memory.

badideasinaction

Awesome, but needs Yakety Sax to make it truly sublime.

Enjoy
I motion for a "Needs Yakity Sax" tag.

j lzrd / swift idiot
I second the motion, and may retroactively add said tag to several older submissions.

Charles

It's almost as though they expected Yakity Sax to be added. Why else would they have sped up the part where Naked Man is swimming after the boat?

IrishWhiskey

Its just a simple misunderstanding. He just dropped a bag in the water, and went to get it back. Obviously he didn't want to get his clothes wet. No big deal.

What are you Japanese getting so upset over? According to your anime, you people do kind of thing all the time.

Camonk

This is just a day for weird dudes to be coming out of the water. At least the lego guy had a perplexing shirt, instead of a floppin' wang.

Hay Belly

I was in the pool!

RockBolt

The rare full body blur, the FCC would be proud

Cube

Not being a christian nation, they have no problem with butts or ding-dongs. However, this man's appalling behaviour makes him too obscene to show on TV.

So that's what they blur. And in some parts a good part of the surrounding area, just to be safe.

Rodents of Unusual Size

Gaijin koi.

petep

who's the ninja now you fucking nips

klingerbgoode

what a dude!

oogaBooga

He's not even _slightly_ embarassed.

soci-o-path

The movies are right for once - Japanese police are pussies.

phalsebob

Holy Shit. How did the Japanese cause so much destruction in WWII? 40 naked white guys could send all of Japan into chaos.

TheChromeMenace

i'm not a doctor or anything but i'm pretty sure this needs a PCP tag

Lef

I can imagine the massive beat-down he got in custody. Don't fuck with the cops.

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