"Let him eat me...and we straight."
This is an awesome statement.
That is a very confusing use of the word straight.
|Frank Rizzo |
I feel sorry for anyone that didnt see this before watching Chris Rocks famous bit about it
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
i guess that's one way of looking at it
"But in his mind, he's looking at it as a pussy 'cause he's in prison."
|Midnight Man |
No sir, I don't like it.
I have never been so motivated to stay the fuck out of jail.
Such is life.
|Thatcher Pennywhistle |
Well, thank goodness for the jelly and or syrup.
Chris Rock had it wrong.
The tossed salad man prefers jelly.
The tossed salad man has been misquoted!
|wtf japan |
"Let him toss my salad, and we straight." Que?
prison has become the first institutionalized college of gay sex
|enki don't |
"I reach my climate"
for the next debate someone MUST have the audio of this play RIGHT AFTER the candidates get to each podium...man, what an epic moment of discomfort and laughs! We'll all forget about our hopeless economy thanks to this dude and his climate.
From now on, everyone must remember tossed salad man when politicians talk about climate change.
And when you're eating, ask yourself, do you really need that much jelly/syrup? Too much of either may negatively or positively affect the climate.
The most terrifying part of this is how nonchalant Mr. Tossed Salad Man is about the whole process. How many times do you have to eat out a jelly-infused shithole before the act becomes a boring chunk of everyday 9-to-5 detritus?
My guess is 70.
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