Camonk
Red Stripe would get five stars just because of their commercials. But the fact that it's a genuinely awesome beer only makes it better. The radio commercial where he threatens people with an old-fashioned Jamaican stick fight was my favorite.

fluffy
Red Stripe is an okay beer I guess, but yeah their commercials are excellent.

dichotic1
AND YOU"RE NOT A VERY GOOD STRAIGHT MAN

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UnderANeonHalo
If you prefer American beer you could always cut it with water.

Big Name Celebrity
The problem is that it already tastes like Coors Light.

athodyd
It's a pretty good beer.

Virtually everyone I saw in the Caribbean when I was there drank Heineken though.