See that, people? That is an OLD WHITE GUY IN A CAMOFLAGE HAT. It doesn't mean he's disqualified from having sense, and neither are you! Come on, join the good guys. We forgive you. Well, I do. Well, most of you.

Ralph Stanley is the countriest motherfucker on EARTH. He makes Johnny Cash look like Truman Capote. If he can vote for Barack, Toby Kieth and His Nascar Shitkickers have no excuse.

That was extremely refreshing to hear. My brain had trouble combining his accent with his words, but my heart felt it.

Not many people, after an already accomplished life, can get better in their eighth (ninth?) decade.

Right on, Ralph.

I now want to vote for Barack Obama then build a time machine and come back and vote for him again.

The Obama campaign sent this ad to me in an email. I think they sent it to everybody living in the Appalachian range.

I'm a stereotyping motherfucker, so I'm pretty shocked and humbled by this.

Well I'll be hornswaggled.

Kick.

Ass.