|Dinkin Flicka |
Is that Laura Palmer's Theme Song? Maybe I'm out of the loop, but without the title, I'd interpret this a completely different way.
|Billy the Poet |
While Joseph Smith is keeping your daughter from being a slut, you might have him teach you how to throw a fucking ball, pops.
Mormonism makes little girls impervious to cars.
she should have been wearing her temple garment
too much crack she gonna die
If only the actual church meetings had the production values of their propaganda films....
I'm a little sad to see that my lack of religion will only lead to suicidal crack-whore behavior.
Oh, well...guess I better start smokin'!
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Did she just get hit by KITT?
This reminds me of Murphy's flashbacks in Robocop.
He threw that ball directly into the street, he *wanted* her to get hit.
Man the new Silent Hill game looks really awful
|Caminante Nocturno |
It also helps if your dad isn't a total wiener. That's probably going to cause a lot more problems than not being Mormon.
More people need to not be Mormons so their little girls turn into 17 year old hookers who can be bought for some crack.
I'm just sayin, I gotta get laid somehow.
No! Mormoney the Mormon sprite! I want there to be Mormonism again!
No Mormons! eh he he he he he!
"No, you don't understand!; God gave me a vision of what she would become, and in doing so revealed to me that I must kill her now while she is an innocent child if she is to have any chance of getting to heaven!"
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