Dinkin Flicka 
Is that Laura Palmer's Theme Song? Maybe I'm out of the loop, but without the title, I'd interpret this a completely different way.
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Billy the Poet
While Joseph Smith is keeping your daughter from being a slut, you might have him teach you how to throw a fucking ball, pops.
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Xenocide
Mormonism makes little girls impervious to cars.
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zatojones
she should have been wearing her temple garment
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foopants
too much crack she gonna die
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erratic
If only the actual church meetings had the production values of their propaganda films....
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TeenerTot
I'm a little sad to see that my lack of religion will only lead to suicidal crack-whore behavior.
Oh, well...guess I better start smokin'!
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Did she just get hit by KITT?
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balistic
This reminds me of Murphy's flashbacks in Robocop.
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Senator_Unger
He threw that ball directly into the street, he *wanted* her to get hit.
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Knuckles
Man the new Silent Hill game looks really awful
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Caminante Nocturno
It also helps if your dad isn't a total wiener. That's probably going to cause a lot more problems than not being Mormon.
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Paranatural
More people need to not be Mormons so their little girls turn into 17 year old hookers who can be bought for some crack.
I'm just sayin, I gotta get laid somehow.
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thebaronsdoctor
No! Mormoney the Mormon sprite! I want there to be Mormonism again!
No Mormons! eh he he he he he!
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Wombles
"No, you don't understand!; God gave me a vision of what she would become, and in doing so revealed to me that I must kill her now while she is an innocent child if she is to have any chance of getting to heaven!"
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