I'd like to see a few thousand people send him a fan letter or two all on the 19th, just to mess with his scheduling by getting in way more fan mail than he was prepared for at his cut off date.
Nobody from Liverpool writes him Fanmail because he told them all what a bunch of thieving, moaning bastards they were. Like all true things, this really upset them, making them gnash their teeth so loudly it could be heard outside the Jobcentre Plus for several miles.
"Dear Marge,
Thanks for the fab painting of Yours Truly. I hung it on me wall. You're quite an artist. In answer to your question, yes, we do have hamburgers and fries in England. But we call French fries "chips."